Welcome to Pick Six Movies podcast where each season we pick six movies all related to a single theme, provide some history around each entry and then discuss each one in an attempt understand it a little better.

 

  • S26E06: Five Nights at Freddy’s - It’s season finale time here on Pick Six Movies and we’re pulling out all the stops! We’re doing the newest movie we’ve ever done – Five Nights at Freddy’s – and welcoming back old pals like Pick Six Bot and Back to the Future references. We discuss the convoluted lore, the sloppy script, and dabble […]
  • S26E05: Chopping Mall - As we round the bend toward the conclusion os season 26, one we call Domo Arigato, it’s time to hit the food court with Chopping Mall! We’re talking about how 80s this movie truly is, milking bulls, the readily available explosives in this, and vent freak-outs. Join us, won’t you? 00:00:00 – 00:02:12 – Welcome […]
  • S26E04: Class of 1999 - On a new episode of Pick Six Movies, we head to school with the robot teacher sci-fi nonsense, Class of 1999! We have albino Stacy Keaches, technicolor gangs, street drugs, and some scene-chewing villains that add spice to this A-Team-explosion-filled movie. It’s a wild one, folks! 00:00:00 – 00:02:06 – Welcome to the Show with […]
  • S26E03: M3gan - Welcome, human listeners, to another episode of this season of Pick Six Movies. We call this one “Domo Arigato,” and it’s all about movies featuring robots. In this case, a robot doll that’s supposed to fill the heart of a grieving girl named M3gan. Instead, it fills the screen with mayhem, which is perfect for us! […]
  • S26E02: The Black Hole - As part of our 26th season of Pick Six Movies, Domo Arigato, we are looking at six movies all about robots. For our second episode of this season, we are venturing into deep space with quippy robots, unclear protagonists, and a crazy German intent on defying the very laws of science and good movie-making. That’s […]
  • S26:E01: Heartbeeps - It’s a new season of Pick Six Movies, and we are getting cozy with our future robot overlords. We’re looking at six movies all about robots and what better place to start than with a movie that almost no one has seen, 1981’s Heartbeeps! How could a movie starring Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters with […]
  • S25E06:Wild at Heart - For our final road trip in Season 25, Holiday Road, we are throwing on the snakeskin jacket and hitting the Yellow Brick Road with David Lynch’s Wild at Heart. Is it the artist movie we’ve seen this season? For sure. Is it the best? Well, you’ll have to tune in and find out! And prepare […]
  • S25E05: Over the Top - It’s the penultimate episode of Season 25 of Pick Six Movies and we are hitting the road, the Holiday Road, that is, with Sylvester Stallone in the arm wrestling/trucking/father-son epic (?), Over the Top! There’s a grumpy Robert Loggia, a terrible kid, lot of montages, and songs that contradict the dialogue as far as the […]
  • S25E04: The Hitcher (2007) - Season 25 of Pick Six Movies is called Holiday Road, a season all about the joy of the road trip. And now we slam on the brakes to pick up this unwelcome traveler, 2007’s make of The Hitcher from the goons who did remakes of The Amityville Horror and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. And it’s just as dumb as […]
  • S25E03: Thelma & Louise - Hey there, fellow travelers! In a rare bit of good movie-watching, Pick Six Movies heads to the American Southwest with Ridley Scott and Thelma & Louise. It only took us until season 25, one we’re calling Holiday Road, to get to a legitimately great film. We have traded in the usual dumb voices for some genuine […]
  • S25E02: Drive Angry - For our second episode of Season 25, Holiday Road, we are taking a ride with Pick Six favorite Nicolas Cage as he escapes hell, hooks up with a salty waitress, and goes on the hunt for a chicken-fried cult leader in Drive Angry. There are Cage impressions, plenty of appreciation for Billy Fichts, and a look […]
  • S25E01: Vacation - Welcome to a new season of Pick Six Movies! We are calling this, our 25th season (?!) Holiday Road, and we are kicking it off with the reboot/reimagining/horrible mistake that is 2015’s Vacation. Can two good jokes save a movie? We’ll answer that question, along with how much poop one movie needs, and debate how […]
  • S24: E06: Masters of the Universe - When it comes to finales, nobody does it like Pick Six Movies. And by that I mean, nobody finds weirder movies to obsess over. Join us as we comb over Masters of the Universe, a toy-inspired space fantasy with so many problems, we don’t even bother trying to fix this one. Thrill to the lack of […]
  • S24E05: The Emoji Movie - Season 24’s penultimate episode explores another pop culture travesty: The Emoji Movie. Our season, pop Culture Club, has generated many horrors. But nothing so shocking, so humiliating as Sir Patrick Stewart playing a pile of poo. And yet, it happened… Join us for a look at this misbegotten family fare and wonder with us why […]
  • S24E04: Super Mario Bros. - We reach new levels of weirdness on a brand new Pick Six Movies with Super Mario Bros. No, no the now one, the old one with Dennis Hopper being creepy, Mario getting kinky, and Luigi getting choked on fungus. Oh, also lots of Mojo Nixon talk. Grab your belt, we’re taking a wrench to this […]
  • Pick Six Movies: S24E04: Super Mario Bros. - We reach new levels of weirdness on a brand new Pick Six Movies with Super Mario Bros. No, no the now one, the old one with Dennis Hopper being creepy, Mario getting kinky, and Luigi getting choked on fungus. Oh, also lots of Mojo Nixon talk. Grab your belt, we’re taking a wrench to this […]
  • S24E03: Perfect - Join Pick Six Movies as we mark the halfway point of season 24, Pop Culture Club, with the sweaty and silly Perfect. How does this movie make Jamie Lee Curtis working out so unsexy? What crime did that guy commit? And is our John Travolta impression the worst thing we’ve ever done? The decision is […]
  • S24E02: The Jerky Boys - Pick Six Movies dials up a blast from the past with this prank phone call turkey from 1995, The Jerky Boys. We talk about why movies about phone calls don’t really work, debate the best of the Boys’ prank calls, and pitch the inevitable sequel to Glengarry Glen Ross. Check the caller ID, it’s a […]
  • S24E01: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie - In this new season, Pop Culture Club, we are exploring some of the worst movies to be borne from the shameless money-grab of chasing a fad. First up is The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, one of the worst movies we’ve ever done. I know we say that a lot, but wait… there’s bad puppetry, weirdly […]
  • S23E06: The Tomorrow War - It’s a season final for Pick Six Movies Season 23, which we call Stream On! We’re wrapping up with the utter nonsense that is the sci-fi time-travel elevator fart, The Tomorrow War. Why do they care so little about the time travel premise of this movie? Is this the worst job interview ever? And how […]
  • S23E05: Bird Box - The end is nigh! Of Season 23 of Pick Six Movies, I mean. And while we wait for the end, we’re taking a pit stop in Apocalypse Town with the Sandra Bullock-starring thriller, Bird Box. Is this a rip-off of The Happening or of A Quiet Place? Why not both? Also, lots of fun with […]
  • S23E04: Army of the Dead - Like a bad penny, Zach Snyder turns up again on the latest Pick Six Movies as we roll the dice on the Netflix Original, Army of the Dead. We talk about movies that almost weren’t, the rained-on parade that is this movie, and we resolve to never, ever do this to ourselves again. 00:00:00 – […]
  • S23E03: Samaritan - Welcome to a superheroic episode of Pick Six Movies with a look at the Sylvester Stallone flick Samaritan. This movie has everything… that you don’t want. There’s a terrible kid, some overwrought twin hero nonsense, a villain with a Robocop game cabinet, and oh so much more. Let’s dumpster-dive into this one together, shall we? […]
  • S23E02: Bright - As Season 23 of Pick Six Movies, a season we call Stream On, flows along, we find ourselves washed ashore of the buddy cop/fantasy movie hybrid Bright. It features Will Smith Will Smith-ing it up, a tone-deaf script, some not-so-subtle allegory, and a bunch of orc racism. What’s not to like? So join us for […]
  • S23E01: Falling for Christmas - It’s time to crack the seal on Season 23 of Pick Six Movies and we are starting with a holiday humdinger – the Netflix/Lindsay Lohan team-up, Falling for Christmas. Get ready for Christmas ghosts, the nicest house a horse ever had, and the return of Pick Six Bot, all on a special holiday episode we’d […]
  • 22E06: Child’s Play (2019) - Welcome to the Season 22 finale of Pick Six Movies and we are unwrapping a little gift for ourselves – Child’s Play (2019)! Is this the closest thing we’ve seen to a real movie this season? Did they really need Mark Hamill for this? And will this be the end of Garrett the intern? All […]
  • S22E05: Halloween (2007) - Well howdy! Happy Post-Thanksgiving and we here at Pick Six Movies are honoring this gluttonous holiday with the traditional crappy remake of a classic horror film. This time, we look at Robert Zombie’s Halloween as part of Season 22, a season we call Deja Ew. There are book-hungry doctors, jerk killers, and lots of head-scratching about who […]
  • S22E04: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) - Halloween may be over, but don’t tell Pick Six Movies that! We’re continuing Season 22’s look at horror remakes with A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). This movie mystifies us, tortures us, and haunts us in our dreams. Come for the story of how Pol pot sort of inspired the original film, stay for the deep hurting. […]
  • texas chainsaw massacre remake S22E03: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) - Join us for a new episode of Pick Six Movies as we rev up to eviscerate the terrible remake, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003). What would you expect from a season we call Deja Ew? We talk about a shocking lack of nipples, pig-based home security, and how hollow this movie is compared to the […]
  • Friday the 13th 2009 S22E02: Friday the 13th (2009) - Welcome to Pick Six Movies where every day is Friday the 13th! At least for this episode, part of season22, Deja Ew, in which we look at six not-so-classic remakes of horror classics. Drop by Camp Crystal Lake as we try to decipher whether or not Jason is a weed farmer, why the kills are so […]
  • The Amityville Horror 2005 Review S22E01: The Amityville Horror (2005) - It’s season opener time for Pick Six Movies, and we are kicking off Season 22, Deja Ew, with the miserable misfire of a remake, The Amityville Horror (2005). At the top of the show, we dive into the real story of America’s most famous haunted house and how Ed and Lorraine Warren figure into the […]
  • the lost world jurassic park S21E06: The Lost World: Jurassic Park - It’s season finale time once again here at P6 HQ, and we like to go out with a bang. Hold on to your butts, it’s the wildly inferior sequel The Lost World: Jurassic Park. Why does the best character get killed so unceremoniously? Why on Earth did anyone think this was a good idea? And […]
  • runaway 1984 S21:E05: Runaway - Welcome to a new episode of Pick Six Movies featuring our ongoing look at movies based on the works of Michael Crichton. Episode Five brings us a near-future techno-thriller starring Tom Selleck as a renegade robot hunter and Gene Simmons as a Gene Simmons who wants to sell some microchips to terrorists or something called […]
  • rising sun review S21:E04: Rising Sun - Welcome to an especially mysterious episode of Pick Six Movies! This time around, we are solving a mystery with Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes in Rising Sun! We ratchet up the tension with a Bad Lieutenant in the form of Harvey Keitel, sleazy politicians, doctored video, and so much more. Does any of that make the […]
  • timeline (2003) S21E03: Timeline - As we reach the midpoint of the season, we ask ourselves, how boring can a Michael Crichton adaptation be? Well, have you seen Timeline? It has a great cast featuring Billy Connolly, David Thewlis, Gerard Butler and, er, Paul Walker. And there’s time travel! And swordplay! And… it’s all quite dull Join us as we […]
  • Westworld podcast S21E02: Westworld - Now that we’ve got all that Congo monkey business behind us, it’s time to look ahead… far ahead into the near future for episode 2 of our Crichton the Middle with You season for the next film… Westworld! In addition to examining the film itself, we debate the success of Richard Benjamin, the accent of Yul Brynner, and the amount […]
  • congo movie S21E01: Congo - We kick off Season 21 of Pick Six Movies with a brand new theme all about a beloved author whose work has brought countless thrills and chills, from dinosaurs to reverse sexism, from killer robots to reverse sexism… We’re talking about Michael Crichton, of course! In episode one, we are traveling to the volcanic realm […]
  • the lone ranger S20E06: The Lone Ranger - Welcome to the season 20 finale of Pick Six Movies! I wish we could say we were saving the best for last, but in a season called “Bombs Away!,” it’s really all pretty bad. Especially when we’re talking about The Lone Ranger. Get ready for bad framing devices, questionable casting decisions, too many villains, and […]
  • R.I.P.D. S20E05: R.I.P.D. - No season called Bomb’s Away! would be complete without a look at the just-awful R.I.P.D. How did this movie fail when all the ideas it stole work so well in other movies? Is this the film where Jeff Bridges completed his transformation into an unintelligible codger? And is Ryan Reynolds the worst cop ever? All this and more on […]
  • Gigli S20E4: Gigli - We’re rounding the bend on Season 20 of Pick Six Movies, and we are tackling the infamous box office bomb Gigli, perfect for our season’s theme of Bomb’s Away! Whatever you think about Gigli, it was way weirder and more shocking than you can imagine. Let’s get into it, shall we? 00:00:00 – 00:01:38 – Welcome to […]
  • John Carter S20E03: John Carter - What happens when Disney takes a crack at adapting a seminal sci-fi fantasy series for the big screen? Why, John Carter, that’s what! It’s filled with too much exposition, completely abandoned plot threads, and a bunch of nonsense that has Chad fuming. You won’t want to miss this one! 00:00:00 – 00:01:45 – Chad’s Opening00:01:46 – […]
  • Mars Needs Moms 20E02: Mars Needs Moms - On our second episode of Season 20, your Pick Six Movies heroes head to mars for a truly terrible animated feature, Mars Needs Moms. We have awful children, disgusting orphans, weirdly attractive aliens, and a heapin’ helpin’ of misogyny. Not enough? There’s also a history of Berkely Breathed’s work and even more! 00:00:00 – 00:01:48 – […]
  • Cutthroat Island S20:E1: Cutthroat Island - It’s a new season of Pick Six Movies we call Bombs Away, a sextet of movies that made a splash thanks to being giant disappointments. First to walk the gangplank, Cutthroat Island. We discuss some famous female pirates, what made this such a bomb, and how invisible monkeys have all the best ideas… Join us! Pick […]
  • the rock S19: E6: The Rock - Welcome to The Rock! It’s the Season 19 finale on Pick Six Movies, and we are closing out this season, Die Hard-Ons, with a bang. And a boom, and a pow, and, I think, a wham-o! We have relatable villains, unrelatable heroes, and lots of bad impressions to close out this season, so strap in, […]
  • Passenger 57 S18E5: Passenger 57 - When it comes to Die Hard rip-offs, none are more high-flying than Passenger 57 starring Wesley Snipes! Buckle in for a look at the mystery of D.B. Cooper, psychotic British villains, and ad improv with co-pilots. It’s all waiting on a new episode of Pick Six Movies! Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and […]
  • Sudden Death S19E4: Sudden Death - Hit the ice with Pick Six Movies and a look at the stone-cold action in the Jean-Claude Van Damme feature, Sudden Death. This Penguin-brawling Die Hard rip-off features Powers Boothe as a villain with ice in his veins, bomb hunts, French chefs, and so much more! It’s more carbon copy capers with Season 19 of Pick Six Movies, […]
  • cliffhanger S19: E3: Cliffhanger - We’re knee-deep in a new season of Pick Six movie, a season we call Die Hard-ons, on account of this collection of six movies being a rip-off of the excellent Die Hard. In this case, we are tacking the decidedly non-excellent mountain climbing adventure Cliffhanger! It’s good bad villains, dopey plotting, nonsensical stunts, and a pesky wabbit. […]
  • Speed 2 S19: E2: Speed 2: Cruise Control - We’re hitting the high seas with episode 2 in our season of Die Hard-inspired action films we call Die Hard-ons! It’s Jason Patric and Sandra Bullock v Willem Dafoe in a movie where almost nothing happens, Speed 2: Cruise Control. So, what is Dafoe’s plan again? And is Sandra Bullock in the Crazy Girlfriend Hall of Fame? Join […]
  • Under Siege 2 S19: E1: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory - It’s new season time at Pick Six Movies, and we’re celebrating with a train trip in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. Steven Seagal’s Die Hard on a train is the perfect kick-off of our season’s theme, Die Hard-ons, movies that have shamelessly ripped off the classic action movie. And how shameless is this spin on the Die Hard formula? And how bad is […]
  • Die Hard 2 S18: E6: Die Hard 2 - Welcome to the season finale of Pick Six Movies! This season, Season 18 if you’re nasty, is all about Christmas-adjacent films in a season we call Christmastime Is Here. For our slam-bang, action-packed finale, we’re taking a look at the carbon copy caper, Die Hard 2. There’s lawlessness, terrorist acts, and bad behavior, and that’s […]
  • Invasion USA S18: E5: Invasion USA - It’s time for a little action to spice things up in Season 18 of Pick Six Movies, and if I say action, of course I mean Invasion USA starring Chuck Norris! It has everything you could want from a movie like this: rocket launchers, explosions, Ricard Lynch, explosions, outdoor Christmas trees, explosions, and explosions! Jump […]
  • Pottersville S18: E4: Pottersville - It’s Season 18 here at Pick Six Movies, which we are calling Christmastime Is Here, movies that may not be Christmas movies, but are certainly Christmas-adjacent. And we have selected for you one of the most bizarre furry-based Christmas movies ever to find its way under a tree, Pottersville! So unwrap this truly bizarre cinematic […]
  • Batman Returns S18: E3: Batman Returns - What happens when a unique director is given full control over the latest entry in a blockbuster superhero franchise? Why, Batman Returns does! In this episode of our latest season, “Christmastime Is Here,” we look at Tim Burton’s career before diving into the snowy weirdness of his follow-up to 1989’s hugely popular Batman. Why is […]
  • While You Were Sleeping S18: E2: While You Were Sleeping - Ah, Christmas! A time for romance, and for podcasts that make fun of romantic comedies. We investigate the delightful misunderstandings that surround that most classic of romantic tropes – comas – and the grifters that swirl around the victims of said comas. It’s While You Were Sleeping on another Christmas-adjacent movie in Season 18 of […]
  • The Gingerdead Man S18: E1: The Gingerdead Man - It’s time for a brand-new season of Pick Six Movies, and we’re kicking off season 18 with a real bang! This season, we’re calling it “Christmastime Is Here, “is all about movies that are more Christmas-adjacent than actual Christmas movies. And nothing says not quite Christmas like Gary Busey in a low-budget horror movie where […]
  • Faust: Love of the Damned S17: E6: Faust: Love of the Damned - Something we say a lot around Pick Six Movies HQ is “This is the worst movie we’ve ever done.” But, seriously, Faust: Love of the Damned is the worst movie we’ve ever done. It might be one of the most distasteful movies ever made. And yet, we watched it and then we laughed a lot […]
  • Jonah Hex S17: E5: Jonah Hex - Well howdy, pardners! It’s the penultimate episode of Season 17 of Pick Six Movies, a movie so short, you know it’s got to be good. That’s right, it’s the ill-informed movie adaptation of the DC comic Jonah Hex! We’ve packed it full of John Malkovich impressions, something to do with Sling Blade, and even try […]
  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen S17: E4: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - It’s a new episode of Pick Six Movies, and we’re bringing everyone! Captain Nemo, Allan Quartermain, Mina Herker, An Invisible Man, Tom Sawyer, Dr. Jekyll, and Dorian Gray are all joining in the fun on our latest season, Comic Sans Quality. That’s right, it’s The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and it is quite the mess. […]
  • zack snyder's justice league S17: E3: Zack Snyder’s Justice League – 100th Episode Extravaganza! - It’s celebration time here at Pick Six Movies! This our hard-to-believe 100th episode, and we want to thank you for coming along on this very silly ride with us. How do we say thank you? Why, with a director’s cut of a previous episode as we take on Zack Snyder’s Justice League. For once, the […]
  • ghost rider: spirit of vengeance S17: E2: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - Welcome to a very special episode of Pick Six Movies?! What makes it so special? Why it’s a Nicolas Cage movie, and a sequel to the snooze-fest Ghost Rider. that’s right, it’s Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance and it’s the second episode of season 17, Comic Sans Quality. This time, we’re offering you a flaming […]
  • howard the duck S17: E1: Howard the Duck - Here at Pick Six Movies, we throw around phrases like “worst movie we ever saw” a lot. This is one of those rare occasions that we might be right about this being awful. Part sexed-up bestiality romp, part galactic adventure, it’s all mess. There’s a pre-troubles Jeffrey Jones, a pre-Shawshank Tim Robbins, and a post-good […]
  • Jaws 3-D S16: E6: Jaws 3-D - Jaws 3-D is like Jaws but in 3-D and it’s terrible. Which makes it a perfect season finale for the six Jaws knock-off movies featured this season. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gosset Jr., Lea Thompson, and a whole bunch of actors you probably don’t now star in a movie that was conceived as a […]
  • orca S16: E5: Orca - Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, it’s… a killer whale?! That’s right, another offering from Season 16, It’s Like Jaws, gets even Jaws-ier with another aquatic menace, 1977’s Orca! Can our friendly Candian orca survive a drunken Richard Harris, who may or may not understand the events of […]
  • S16: E4: Anaconda - Join your hearty adventurers Chad and Bo as they brave the Amazonian waters in search of the most elusive of prey… whatever accent Jon Voight is using. That’s right, it’s Anaconda on Pick Six Movies’ Season 16: It’s Like Jaws. Take it away, J-Lo… Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, […]
  • S16: E3: The Swarm - Irwin Allen’s “The Swarm” is like, “Jaws” but with bees. Which makes it perfect for episode 3 of a season 16’s theme “It’s Like Jaws” featuring 6 movies that ripped off “Jaws”. This movie has more Michael Cain and flamethrowers than any other movie featured in the history of this podcast. Plus, there’s an all […]
  • alligator S16: E2: Alligator - In Episode 2 of Season 16, It’s Like Jaws…, your faithful heroes head into the sewers for 1980’s Alligator. It’s better than it has any right to be. Chad chimes in with the history of the film and writer John Sayles before we saddle up with the killer alligator Ramon for some old-fashioned chompin’! Warning: […]
  • grizzly S16: E1: Grizzly - Season 16 of Pick Six Movies is here! Our theme for season sixteen is “It’s Like Jaws…” featuring six movies that might remind you of a certain shark-tastic summer blockbuster. We are kicking things off with one of the Jaws-iest like Jaws movies there is, 1976’s Grizzly! When a park ranger finds his camper son […]
  • sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band S15: E6: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band - Season 15 comes to its slam-bang conclusion with the ill-advised adaptation of The Beatles’ masterpiece Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. This movie has everything: Bee Gees, Framptons, sexbots, Steve Martin, Alice Cooper, that tall guy from Twin Peaks, Earth, Wind & Fire, George Burns, and more! It’s like a fever dream, but we assure […]
  • S15: E5: From Justin to Kelly - Season Fifteen takes a look at American Idol winners Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini and the ill-advised movie they starred in, From Justin to Kelly. It’s god singing and dancing and subplots about dating locals and ruining relationships, and none of it makes much sense, which is perfect for us! Join Chad, Bo, and the […]
  • cool as ice S15: E4: Cool As Ice - Yo yo, it’s Vanilla Ice in his big screen debut, Cool As Ice! It’s part The Wild One, part crime drama, and all very confusing. Thrill to the Dad from Family Ties and chill to Vanilla Ice trying to portray human emotions. You may find yourself sympathizing with Ice in the intro, but we’ll put […]
  • spice world S15: E3: Spice World - Two becomes one when Pick Six Movies meets five Spice Girls and we all come together for one terrible movie, Spice World! An episode of Pick Six Movies not to be missed, unless suffering from a heart condition or pregnancy. Thanks for listening and be sure to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Pandora, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, Google Podcasts, and on Android here. Catch […]
  • KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park S15: E2: KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park - Pick Six Movies meets KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park!
  • stay away joe S15: E1: Stay Away Joe – Starring Elvis Presley - Pick Six Movies kicks off season 15 with Stay Away Joe, an Elvis Presley movie where regret oozes from every frame.
  • murder in new hampshire S14: E6: Murder in New Hampshire: The Pamela Smart Story - Murder in New Hampshire headlines the season finale of Pick Six Movies Season 14. Helen Hunt, murder, and onion rings await!
  • she's too young lifetime movie S14: E5: She’s Too Young - She’s Too Young or The One Where They All Got Syphilis, is a 90s era cautionary tale of high school students gone wild and absent parents that are well…just gone. Marcia Gay Harden delivers a performance worthy of a “Greatest TV Movie Mom Ever” statuette and there’s a bunch of other actors and actresses that […]
  • S14: E4: Petals on the Wind - Petals on the Wind picks up where Flowers in the Attic left off in the second film in the V.C. Andrews-penned continuing incestuous adventures of the Dollanganger gang. All your favorites are back, including big sis Cathy, her boyfriend-brother Chris, their not-dead-yet little sister Carrie, and the corpse of their dead little brother Cory. Crazy […]
  • S14: E3: Dear Santa - Can a psychological thriller be wrapped up to look like a charming Christmas tale of fate, serendipity, and romance? Yes it can, and it’s Dear Santa, the third of six made for the Lifetime TV network movies in this season’s theme “Once in a Lifetime.” This movie has snow plows, wedding rings, mail theft, New […]
  • S14: E2: Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever - Who would think an internet meme could make a great Christmas movie? Apparently nobody. And this movie proves it. Grumpy Cat is the sour puss that launched a million snarky memes and stars in her first and only movie, that was showcased on the Lifetime Network, landing in the #2 episode of the season’s theme […]
  • S14: E1: A Very Nutty Christmas - A Very Nutty Christmas kicks off season 14 with Melissa Joan Hart playing a former investment banker turned bakery owner in a small town who finds love over the holidays when a nutcracker comes to life. It’s a lot like the movie Elf only more terrible. But don’t worry, a thin plot filled with under-developed […]
  • S13: E6: Spectre - Daniel Craig stars as 007 in the finale of this season’s theme “Bonds. James Bonds.” featuring 6 films and 6 actors in the iconic role. There are helicopter stunts, fist fights on trains, crashing planes, and international globe trotting by arguably the world’s most famous and arguably inept secret agent. Hear all about the music […]
  • S13: E5: Die Another Day - Pierce Brosnan stars in his final outing as 007 alongside Halle Berry in the 20th James Bond movie, 2002’s “Die Another Day”. This movie has ice lairs, space lasers, sword fights, invisible cars, high tech rings, laser watches, exploding planes and somehow manages to underwhelm. Dame Judy Dench and John Cleese show up to class […]
  • S13: Episode 4: License to Kill - “License to Kill” finds Timothy Dalton as 007 heading to Mexico or Florida or the mythical land of Isthmus City to do battle with cocaine smugglers. Bond plays blackjack over baccarat, drinks a Budweiser over a vodka martini and trades in the Aston Martin for an 18-wheeler. It’s a James Bond movie like none other […]
  • S13: E3: A View to a Kill - Roger Moore stars in “A View to a Kill” in this season’s theme “Bonds. James Bonds,” where he does battle with Grace Jones, Christopher Walken and early onset osteoporosis. There’s exciting sub-plots involving horse breeding and geology surveys. Get ready to doze off here and there until Walken shows up to deliver one of the […]
  • S13: E2: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service - George Lazenby’s one and only performance as 007 is the subject of E2 in this season’s theme “Bonds. James Bonds”. Lazenby’s debut as a movie star found him alongside big time TV stars like Diana Rigg, Telly Savalas and Gabriele Ferzetti. There’s skiing, bobsledding, luge, safe-cracking, baccarat (whatever that is) and five finger discounts on […]
  • S13: E1: Goldfinger - “Bonds. James Bonds.” is the theme for Season 13 featuring 6 Bond movies, each with a different actor portraying Ian Fleming’s most famous MI-6 spy. Sean Connery stars as 007 in “Goldfinger,” foiling the sinister plot of villain Auric Goldfinger, fighting the bowler hat-wearing henchman Oddjob, and the most memorable Bond girl ever – Pussy […]
  • S12: E6: Fantasy Island - “Fantasy Island” wraps up Season 12’s six movies all based on TV Shows. Michael Pena, Maggie Q & Lucy Hale headline this PG-13 Blumhouse Productions’ adaptation of the classic late 70’s and early 80’s ensemble television show. The movie is everything you loved about the TV show, only terrible and nothing really at all like […]
  • S12: E5: Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996) - Dennis Miller and Angie Everheart headline the frightfully delightful and terribly campy “Tales from the Crypt presents: Bordello of Blood”. Everhart gives it her all and Dennis Miller couldn’t care less. But you are in luck because this episode is full of history behind the Tales from the Crypt comic books, an overdue Whoopi Goldberg […]
  • S12: E4: The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) - How do you make an updated version of a television show that is steeped in Southern culture, Confederate flags and all? That’s just one of the complicated questions this movie takes no pains to address. Instead, it’s a collection of Jackass-esque violence and flat jokes with a whiff of Jessica Simpson’s magical boobs. You know […]
  • S12: E3: Dragnet - Dan Aykroyd plays Joe Friday, the nephew of Joe Friday played by Jack Webb from the classic TV series “Dragnet”. This movie also stars American treasure Tom Hanks as the wise-cracking partner and American sleazeball Dabney Coleman as the smut peddling pornographer. Harry Morgan, Christopher Plummer, and a cast of people that will make you […]
  • S12: E2: Wild Wild West (1999) - Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh and Selma Hayek (for about 5 minutes) star in this big screen adaptation of the 1960’s sci-fi western mashup of “The Wild Wild West”. It’s got gadgets and gizmos a plenty. It’s got racist and whatsits galore. You want angry lynching mobs? It’s got twenty. But who cares? No […]
  • S12: E1: The Avengers (1998) - “As Seen on TV” is the theme for Season 12 featuring 6 movies all inspired by television shows. Kicking things off is “The Avengers” movie that you’re not thinking about right now. This one stars Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman and Sean Connery in the big screen adaptation of the 1960’s British spy series of the […]
  • S11: E6: Armageddon - The season finale features Earth in the path of a giant space rock and a team of astronauts must risk their lives to destroy it to save all humanity. No, it’s not “Deep Impact”. It’s “Armageddon”. The one with Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler and Ben Affleck. And I think Morgan Freeman was the President? And […]
  • S11: E5: Terminator: Dark Fate - Arnold is back in this sequel to T2 that ignores all other Terminator sequels that came before it. Skynet was destroyed but somehow the future is still full of time-traveling robots with a blood lust for future underground militant leaders. This movie plays all the hits, “I’ll Be Back”, “Come With Me if You Want […]
  • S11: E4: Kingdom of the Spiders - William Shatner stars in this 1977 classic monster movie about tarantulas taking over a small town in Arizona and then…the world? Can a drunken sheriff, drunken mayor and drunken veterinarian and big city college scientists defeat this toxic colony of big hairy arachnids? Well the answer is no, they can’t. The movie ends badly, but […]
  • S11: E3: War of the Worlds - Looking for the “Worst Dad Ever” in a movie? We have a contender. It’s Tom Cruise in Steven Spielberg’s 2005 remake of “War of the Worlds”. Aliens attack earth and kill all humans until they get the sniffles and fall over dead. It’s a profanity filled romp through the 2005 remake of the sci-fi classic. […]
  • S11: E2: The Happening - Yo Bro! It’s episode 2 of Season 11’s theme- “We’re All Gonna’ Die!” This movie features the deadliest of of deadly death enduing causes of death, plants and the wind. This movie’s got Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel and was written and directed and produced and voice acted by M. Night Shyamalan. Podcast: Play in […]
  • S11: E1: Outbreak - Kicking off this season is 1995’s feel good hit of the year “Outbreak” where the monkey from the TV sitcom “Friends” shows up to infect a small town with a mystery illness that only Dustin Hoffman and his rag-tag gang of super-scientists can stop. It’s a race against time that takes for ever and passes […]
  • S10: E6: The Chase - “The Chase” screeches this season to a halt as we hit the highway with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson and Josh Mostel and Henry Rollins and The Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Elwes Brothers (Cary and Cassian) and even famed adult film hedgehog Ron Jeremy. I know it sounds too bad to be true. […]
  • S10: E5: Herbie: Fully Loaded - “Herbie: Fully Loaded” is the first G-Rated movie featured on Pick Six Movies.  It’s got possessed cars, batdads, “Herbie Speak” and lots of sexual innuendo.  Lindsay Lohan’s contractual obligation to deliver her third and final movie with Disney puts her front and center of this early 2005 NASCAR infused continuation of the VW Beetle starring […]
  • S10: E4: Days of Thunder - What happens when you mash up “Top Gun” and NASCAR? You get “Days of Thunder” starring the incredibly talented actor and Operating Thetan Level 8 himself, Tom Cruise. His Mrs. Ex-Tom Cruise Nicole Kidman and Robert Duvall show up to add some class. There’s a young John C. Riley working the pit where he leaned […]
  • S10: E3: Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) - Nicholas Cage, Angelina Jolie and Robert Duvall headline a remake of the 1974 gritty car heist classic. In this new version the film makers take a bold new perspective on the source material, by removing all the car chases, action and interesting parts of the original movie. If you’re looking for a mediocre time at […]
  • S10: E2: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift - It’s time for some illegal street racing excitement in this episode featuring the third installment of the Fast and Furious film franchise. Or maybe it’s the 7th? Or 13th? Is this even a Fast and Furious movie? It’s definitely not very good, we know that for sure. Join us as we continue this season’s theme […]
  • S10: E1: The Cannonball Run - We begin Season 10 of Pick Six Movies with one of the inspirations for this show, the Turd Ferguson, er, Burt Reynolds starrer, The Cannonball Run. It has all the wrong-headedness of a movie from the 80s with all the smirking insanity of a Burt Reynolds movie! Also, are we getting a window into the […]
  • S4: Bonus Episode: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure - For the first time ever we offer up a bonus episode of a previous season as we deliver this special holiday gift for our loyal listeners. This special addition to Season 4 “The War on Christmas Movies” features the sequel to “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” featuring a madcap series of incomprehensible, loosely strung together series […]
  • S9: Episode 6: Firestarter - “Firestarter” ends this Stephen King inspired season with a bang! This movie has everything you could want in a movie. Drew Barrymore, David Keith, explosions, bloody noses, secret (maybe) military compounds, George C. Scott playing a Native American (maybe) who might be a pedophile (he’s definitely a pedophile) and Art Carney toting a shotgun. Join […]
  • S9: Episode 5: Maximum Overdrive - Stephen King writes, appears in and directs this high octane, comet created, maniac machine, terrifying tractor trailer, swear word spewing technology filled, let’s blow everything up movie! This film has dead kids and dead pets, deadly ice cream trucks, evil sentient self flying airplanes, rocket launchers, a bible salesman, Lisa Simpson, pornographic wallpaper, a guy […]
  • S9: Episode 4: Graveyard Shift - Not all Stephen King film adaptations are based on novels. Some of them are based on short stories. This episode is an example of filmmakers taking one of King’s small narratives, expanding on it, and turning it into a dumpster. It’s full of actors and actresses who almost look like other famous actors and actresses. […]
  • S9: Episode 3: The Running Man - Stephen King…I mean Richard Bachman wrote the novel that inspired this 80’s futuristic action classic staring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso and original host of “The Family Feud” Richard Dawson. This episode explores the fascinating history of Richard Bachman and has a thorough exploration of a movie that looks to be mostly filmed on a […]
  • S9: Episode 2: Silver Bullet - To celebrate our 50th episode we picked the Gary Busey spectacular, “Silver Bullet”. This werewolf filled cinematic nightmare is filled with so many twists and turns that you won’t know who the identity of the mysterious murdering werewolf is until the end of the first 10 minutes. (It’s the preacher.) Enjoy. Podcast: Play in new […]
  • S9: Episode 1: Carrie (2013) - “Carrie” was Stephen King’s first published novel and his first novel adapted into a motion picture. But we’re not talking about that movie, which received multiple Oscar nominations. No, we’re talking about the 2013 remake of “Carrie”, starring a cast of incredibly talented people that made a movie that’s a real dud. But that’s just […]
  • S8: Episode 6: Conan the Barbarian (2011) - “Conan the Barbarian” wraps up this season of remakes and reboots. There’s a lot to unpack in this tale of warriors, witches, swords, revenge, hookahs, Coors Light, hot wings and the Edgar Winter Group rock classic “”Frankenstein”.  Let’s do this Bro! Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • S8: Episode 5: The Wicker Man (2006) - Nicolas Cage stars in “The Wicker Man” remake from 2006. This movie is a psychological crime thriller set in a modern day utopia where filmmakers deem it appropriate to have their heroic male lead beat up not one, not two, but three women in this movie. This movie is a crazy mess of misogyny, misdirection, […]
  • S8: Episode 4: Fantastic Four (2015) - “Fantastic Four” is the 4th episode of this season’s theme “Not That One, This One” where we are taking on nothing but remakes and reboots. This film does a an amazing job over making sure to never put the Fantastic Four together all at once until the last 10 minutes of the movie. We know, […]
  • S8: Episode 3: Poltergeist (2015) - The remake of “Poltergeist” gets us to the half way point of this season’s theme, “Not That One, This One”. It’s a truly amazing film in its ability to underwhelm audiences in all new and unexpected ways. In this episode we try to answer who really directed the original “Poltergeist” and keep forgetting that a […]
  • S8: Episode 2: Planet of the Apes (2001) - Tim Burton’s “Planet of the Apes” continues this season of remakes, reboots and re-imaginations as Mark Wahlberg battles Tim Roth for the affection of Helena Bonham Carter in the time traveling, simian, sci-fi caper from 2001. Paul Giamatti shows up to trade slaves and sell drugs. Michael Clarke Duncan and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa are friends who […]
  • S8: Episode 1: King Kong (1976) - Jeff Bridges, Jessica Lange and Rick Baker in a King Kong suit come together to create one of the most impressive cinematic experiences ever put to film. This movie is an over-the-top, bi-centennial filled, fuel crisis inspired masterpiece of a bygone era most recognized by men’s obsession with thick sideburns, scraggly beards and sexual assault. […]
  • S7: Episode 6: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li - We wrap up this season’s video game inspired season with “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li”, a movie that’s part sequel, part prequel and part reboot all at the same time. It may not be the worst movie we reviewed this season, but it’s darn close. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • S7: Episode 5: Pixels - Adam Sandler and 80’s arcade nostalgia stars in “Pixels” a movie inspired by an internet short film, with characters from a documentary and a plot from an animated sit-com. Hollywood originality at it’s best. Plus, Dan Aykroyd shows up to sell us vodka and spout of crazy outer-space nonsense. Podcast: Play in new window | […]
  • S7: Episode 4: Wing Commander - This season of video game inspired movies takes to the skies with “Wing Commander” starring Freddie Prince Jr., Saffron Burrows and Matthew Lillard. This movie came out in early 1999 and set the bar as to how bad a Star Wars inspired movie could be. A few months later “The Phantom Menace” said hold my […]
  • S7: Episode 3: The Angry Birds Movie - “The Angry Birds” movie takes us to the half way point of this season all inspired by video games. How does a game that’s essentially a digital version of a side show carnival scam become a major motion picture. Well listen to this episode and you will find out. Plus, we discuss all manner of […]
  • S7: Episode 2: House of the Dead: The Movie - Uwe Boll helms the subject of this episode filled with zombies, island raves, rogue police officers, gratuitous nudity and Clint Howard. Like most of the movies on this show, it’s not very good. But neither was the video game that inspired this movie. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • S7: Episode 1: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - “Tomb Raider” kicks off six movies all inspired by video games. The movie stars Angelina Jolie and a cast of hey I didn’t know they were in this movie actors and actresses. If you’ve never seen any Indiana Jones movies or James Bond movies or really any good movies ever, you might enjoy this film. […]
  • S6: Episode 6: Showgirls - This season’s theme “You Can Do It” wraps up with a super-sized episode based on the super-sexy film “Showgirls”. The only feature film to get a major theatrical release with an NC-17 rating. This movie has everything you would want in an NC-17 rated film and a lot of things you wish weren’t’ there. Prepare […]
  • S6: Episode 5: Basic Instinct - “Basic Instinct” is the penultimate episode of this seasons run six movies that all have one thing on their mind. This movie is famous for one scene in particular, surrounded by a bunch of crazy 1990’s cliches wrapped in a whodunit and topped off with some Hollywood lesbian stereotypes. Podcast: Play in new window | […]
  • S6: Episode 4: Wild Things - “Wild Things” takes us to the swamps of Florida as this season’s theme, “You Can Do It” continues. This movie features lots of 20-somethings, pretending to be teenager-somethings, having sex with 40-somethings pretending to be 30-somethings. Double-crossing. Murder. Mystery. Bill Murray. Lesbian swimming make out sessions. Teacher-student threesomes. Don’t worry, it’s worse than it sounds. […]
  • S6: Episode 3: Magic Mike - This episode is for all the ladies out there. Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey and a bunch of good looking people star in this beefcake filled tale of Tampa Bay strippers. This movie is Xquisite. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • S6: Episode 2: 10 - This season’s theme of “You Can Do It” continues with the Dudley Moore and Bo Derek film “10”. Oh yeah, this movie also stars Julie Andrews who was the real wife life of Blake Edwards, the writer and director of this movie. On a scale of 1 to 10, this movie is perfectly awful.  Podcast: […]
  • S6: Episode 1: 50 Shades of Grey - “50 Shades of Grey” kicks off this season’s theme “You Can Do It”, where we will explore six totally sexy movies. “50 Shades of Grey” is the first in a three part trilogy, based on the highly successful novels. It is also spectacularly bad. Which means this episode is spectacularly entertaining. Podcast: Play in new […]
  • S5: Episode 6: Suicide Squad - “Suicide Squad” caps off this season of “The Old Men & DC” where we took on six live action motion pictures based on DC comic book characters. We’re going to be honest with you here. This is a super sized episode. When something is this bad we have a lot to say about it. But […]
  • S5: Episode 5: Catwoman - “Catwoman” continues this season of six live action movies all based on DC comic book heroes and villains. Here you get to see Halley Berry do battle with the leaders of a sinister cosmetics company. This episode is filled with crazy cat ladies, celebrity cat cameos and whole lot of handsome detective Benjamin Bratt.
  • S5: Episode 4: Justice League - In this the penultimate episode of this season we proudly present “Justice League”. This movie is crammed full of superheroes including Batman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Aquaman and more. There’s resurrection. The band Steppenwolf shows up, I think. Skynet makes a terminator. Who knows what’s going on in this movie. Well, we do so join us […]
  • S5: Episode 3: Steel - Shaq headlines Steel in Episode 4 for this season, “The Old Men & DC” where we are taking on six movies from the DC Universe.  This movie is based on Superman comics, but somehow doesn’t have Superman in it. But instead we get Judd Nelson. So that seems like an equal trade off… Podcast: Play […]
  • S5: Episode 2: Return of Swamp Thing - “Return of Swamp Thing” continues this season’s theme “The Old Men & DC” where we are taking on six DC Comics inspired live action movies.  This movie may be the best worst movie we’ve ever featured. It clearly has the most explosions, delivers a mosaic of disconnected plot points and it boldly showcases the worst […]
  • Supergirl - Supergirl kicks off this season’s theme “The Old Men and DC,” where we are taking on six superhero-themed movies inspired by the pages of DC comics. In this episode, we take to the skies with Superman’s cousin to do battle with an evil witch who is determined to take over the world and make a […]
  • S4: Episode 6: Santa Claus – The Movie - Wrapping up this holiday season of “The War on Christmas Movies” is the 1985 classic, “Santa Claus the Movie”. David Huddleston, Dudley Moore star in this movie with John Lithgow popping up in act three to give away Christmas themed drugs that literally get children high. The characters eat food from McDonald’s and drink Coca-Cola […]
  • S4: Episode 5: Home Alone - “Home Alone” is the heart warming holiday classic that focuses on holiday child abandonment, torture based home security and the misguided idea that the creepy old guy in your neighborhood is actually kind at heart. Macaulay Culkin goes head to heads against Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern in one of the most financially successful movies […]
  • S4: Episode 4: The Santa Clause - In this episode we go down the chimney with a sack full of toys and Tim Allen in 1994’s “The Santa Clause”. Every wonder how a convicted drug dealer can become the biggest star on the most family friendly network around? Well look no further as we explore the fascinating life of one of the […]
  • S4: Episode 3: Jingle All The Way - Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad team up in “Jingle All the Way” in pursuit of the most sought after toy of the holiday season. Does day drinking with a reindeer signal impending divorce? We say yes and a whole lot more. Join us as we examine the behavior and motives of one of the worst dad’s […]
  • S4: Episode 2: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation - “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” continues this season’s theme of “The War on Christmas Movies”. This movie is a beloved family holiday classic that has everything to get you into the holiday spirit. Or after you hear us discuss it, it’s a dark examination of a mentally unstable patriarch where everyone around him is in constant […]
  • S4: Episode 1: Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas - The Y2K classic “Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas” begins Season 4’s theme “The War on Christmas…Movies!” In this episode we explore the life of Ted Geisel, get into how the TV special came to be and explain just how Jim Carey was selected to play The Grinch. This movie was directed by Ron […]
  • Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 6: The Wolfman - “The Wolfman” from 2010 caps off Episode 6 of this season’s them “Monsters Are Universal” where we examined six remakes of famous Universal Monster Movies. This movie features some of the best actors working today in some of their worst performances captures on film. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll howl at the moon. You may […]
  • Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 5: The Bride - 1985’s “The Bride”, a remake of the horror classic “Bride of Frankenstein” is the focus of Episode 5 of this season’s theme “Monsters Are Universal”. This movie stars Jennifer Beals, Clancy Brown, David Rappaport and Sting. This movie makes you laugh. It makes you cry. But mostly it makes you tilt you head slightly in […]
  • Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 4: Memoirs of an Invisible Man - What if iconic horror director John Carpenter directed SNL founder Chevy Chase in a re-imagination of the sci-fi, horror remake of the 1933 film “The Invisible Man”? Well wonder no more! “Memoirs of an Invisible Man” continues this season’s theme of “Monsters Are Universal”. It’s not a comedy. It’s not a thriller. But it is […]
  • Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 3: The Mummy (2017) - Is 2017’s “The Mummy” a remake? A reboot? A reinvention? Well, we do know that it is Episode 3 of this season’s theme “Monsters Are Universal” where we are looking at more recent interpretations of classic Universal monster movies. This was the film set to launch a shared “Dark Universe”. We answer the questions does […]
  • Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 2: Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein - This season’s theme, “Monsters Are Universal”, continues with 1994’s “Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein” which was directed by and stars Kenneth Brannagh as the title character Dr. Victor Frankenstein alongside Robert De Niro as the creature. This is a supersized episode filled with hidden history, fascinating insights and some hilarious comedy from your two lovable hosts. So […]
  • Pick Six Movies S3: Episode 1: Bram Stoker’s Dracula - “Monsters Are Universal” is the theme for season three of Pick Six Movies. We start things off with our take on Francis Ford Coppola’s take on Bram Stoker’s take on “Dracula”. This movie is so wonderfully over the top. It’s filled with bad accents, open-air carnival pornography, male lactation, bestiality and lots and lots of […]
  • Pick Six Movies S2: Episode 6: A Night at the Roxbury - Let’s spend “A Night at the Roxbury” to wrap up this season of SNL inspired films. This final installment follows human bobble heads Steve and Doug Butabi, played by Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan, through a series of poorly constructed and ultimately confusing series of events that culminates with the films credits. In short, it’s […]
  • Pick Six Movies S2: Episode 5: The Ladies Man - “The Ladies Man” stars Tim Meadows as his most memorable character from Saturday Night Live. In the fifth episode of this season we get learn more about Leon Phelps upbringing and really examine his relationships with an interesting cast of supporting characters, most of which are alcoholics, physically abusive, emotionally unavailable and self destructive. As […]
  • Pick Six Movies S2: Episode 4: Stuart Saves His Family - You’re Good Enough, You’re Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You. Come join us as we continue an exploration of SNL-inspired movies with Episode 4, “Stuart Saves His Family” starring Senator Al Franken, Criminal Intent’s own Vincent Vincent D’Onofrio, Harris Yulin a.k.a. – the angry judge from Ghostbusters 2  – and the ever lovely […]
  • Pick Six Movies S2: Episode 3: It’s Pat - “It’s Pat” is the next film in this season “Live from New York!”. We finally get an answer to the question, “Who wanted to see a movie based on the SNL character Pat?”. The answer is apparently nobody. The quality of a movie is inversely proportional to our enjoyment of discussing it. “It’s Pat” is […]
  • Pick Six Movies – S2: Episode 2: Superstar - This season’s theme “Live from New York!” continues with the movie “Superstar,” featuring the brilliantly funny Molly Shannon starring as Mary Katherine Gallagher. In this episode we explore the career of Molly Shannon to get a better understanding of how this movie and it’s protagonist is in many ways a pseudo-autobiographical story of Molly Shannon […]
  • Pick 6 Movies – S2: Episode 1: Wayne’s World 2 - This season’s theme “Live From New York” features six movies inspired by characters from Saturday Night Live. To kick things off, we present “Wayne’s World 2”, the sequel to the highest grossing Saturday Night Live movie of all time – “Wayne’s World”. It was the success of “Wayne’s World” that ushered in a decade where […]
  • Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 6: The End - It’s fitting that “The End” caps off Season 1 where we explored the films of Turd Ferguson. This movie comes to represent all we know and love about Burt Reynolds movies in every good way and every bad way. It’s a dark comedy that’s neither dark, nor arguably a comedy. It’s tonal mosaic of a […]
  • Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 5: Sharky’s Machine - Examination of “The Films of Turd Ferguson” continues as we head south to Atlanta and become part of “Sharky’s Machine”. Burt Reynolds both stars in and directs this gritty cop drama that features team of officers that love busting hookers, junk food, one way phone sex, turning invisible, fighting ninjas all while never having a […]
  • Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 4: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas - Chad and Bo are back with a look at the comedy/musical/small business tutorial, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! There’s a lot of love for Dolly and a heapin’ helpin’ of scorn for this surprisingly lifeless affair of the rented heart. Jump in! Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 3: All Dogs Go to Heaven - In the third episode of this season we take a look at Don Bluth’s animated feature film “All Dogs Go to Heaven”. Looking for a children’s movie with gambling, murder, gun play, child abduction? What if we make it a musical with tragically forgettable songs and a lack of any sense of morality or good […]
  • Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 2: Stroker Ace - In the second episode of this season we get back behind the wheel with Burt Reynolds with Hal Needham back behind the camera in the 1983 race car disaster “Stroker Ace”. This movie has everything you expect from the team of Reynolds and Needham. It includes car chases, car crashes, misogyny, sexual assault, attempted murder, […]
  • Pick Six Movies – S1: Episode 1: Smokey and the Bandit - Kicking off this season of Pick Six Movies is 1977’s “Smoky and The Bandit”. This is one of the most iconic movies of the 1970’s, featuring the one and only Mr. Burt Reynolds in what is perhaps his most iconic role of the 1970’s and perhaps his career, that of The Bandit. So join us […]
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