Bo.
Bears.
Battlestar Galactica. 
[Actually, that last part isn’t accurate. No Cylons on this episode. The rest of it, though, is absolutely true.]

You are not ready for this.
You are not ready for Cootie and X, with their special guest animal expert, Bo Ransdell himself, discussing the greatness that is William Girdler’s 1976 animal attack classic, GRIZZLY, in tremendous depth and extreme attention to detail.
You are not ready for the first presentation of the Christopher George Memorial Award.
Above all, you are not ready for Allison.
Allison. 
Allison.

Face your fears. Gird your loins. Take a shower in a waterfall.
Do whatever you need to do to prepare yourself.
Then stick us in your earholes and let eighteen feet of gut-crunching, man-eating terror claw its way into that spot behind your face where you hear the things.

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