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  • Last Call At Torchy’s #16 : Wild Bill (1995) - The Torchy’s boys are back after a long absence to ride, do some hard drugs and reminisce with a legendary gunfighter. We join Bill, Jane and array of Walter Hill regulars as he struggles to keep a hold on his addictions, his women, his struggling eyesight and his past catching up to him. This features […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast Burnt Ends : Killer Joe (2011) - iris and Gary sit down with some skunk beer and some fried chicken to tell a tale about deplorable people. After a family hires a crooked cop to kill a hated relative, they endure psychological and physical trauma all in the pursuit of minimal riches and a whole lot of tragedy. Matthew Mcconaughey, Juno Temple […]
  • Look What You Did #2 : Shaolin Soccer - Ricky and Gary were late to release this one because we have been getting our chakras in order. We have been training hard with these crazy monks learning our ball handling skills. When a rag tag team of former monks get an opportunity at glory on the soccer field, they use their mystical powers to […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Were So Horny (The Howling/Sleepwalkers) - Iris, Suzanne and Gary are back and we’re feeling furry with excitement. On this one, we talk about the horned up exploits of sexy shapeshifters. When a troubled couple go hang with other white folks in the woods, they soon discover that their getaway houses a legion of werewolves in The Howling. Next up, you […]
  • Cinema Beef : Burnt Ends #2 : Circuit Breaker aka Inhumanoid - Cameron and Gary are on this one and they tackle a gem here. Typical story. Family goes out into space and finds a wreckage. They take on the last survivor who they nurse back to life. Little do they know that their new boarder is looking for love and possibly a whole lot of bloodshed. […]
  • Last Call At Torchy’s #15 : Geronimo : An American Legend (1993) - The Torchy’s boys are back and we are riding side saddle with a true native legend. This is a mostly true retelling of Geronimo and his Apache people’s surrender to the US Government and the struggle of both sides through battles and constant mistrust. Wes Studi, Gene Hackman, Jason Patric, Matt Damon and Robert Duvall […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Favorite Things #1 - Suzanne and Gary are back after an unwanted hiatus to bring you two reviews of films that are completely different. It’s a favorite things episode. First up, we dive into the devil’s goo with John Carpenter’s take on theology and the science that may bring on the end of the world with Prince of Darkness. […]
  • - The Torchy’s boys are back and we are traveling in search of riches and some ghetto shenanigans. Walter Hill takes us on a journey to East St. Louis where two firefighters are hoping to strike it rich. They get ahold of a map that leads them to an old factory and some high powered gangstas. […]
  • Cinema Beef Burnt Ends : Ring Of Steel (1994) - Join Gary Hill and Ricky Morgan (Doctor Movie) for another feature discussion where we had to gather our wits and banter to discuss this underseen tournament fighting movie. When Alex gets booted out of the fencing community for accidently killing a guy, he is recruited by a mystery man to fight in Ring Of Steel […]
  • Last Call At Torchy’s #13 : Another 48 Hours (1990) - The Torchy’s boys are riding with Jack and Reggie once again. This time they have 48 hours to figure who a drug lord is while dodging shady businessmen, shady women and a ruthless biker gang led by Andrew Divoff. Head over to the Legion Patreon for more goodies!!! Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Even Bombshells Get Angry (Hannie Caulder/Chained Heat) - Iris and Gary are back again. This time to talk corruption, sexual assault, lady mullets, deviant lesbian lifestyles, filthy aquarium water, shower etiquette and two of the greatest genre casts ever assembled. We celebrate Raquel Welch with Hannie Caulder featuring Ernest Borgnine, Strother Martin, Jack Elam and Christopher Lee. Then, we celebrate Stella Stevens with […]
  • Last Call at Torchy’s #12 : Johnny Handsome (1989) - The Torchy’s boys are back and we are going under the knife to get some revenge. When Johnny is double crossed in a robbery, he is coaxed into rehabilitation and some major surgery. Now with a new identity, Johnny is after his betrayers with a ruthless lawman on his back. Scott Wilson, Morgan Freeman and […]
  • Countdown to Fleas and Flicks : The Cat From Outer Space (1978) - This is the first in a series of reviews to ramp up the Fleas and Flicks Charity Auction coming this weekend. We are doing that by reviewing a bunch of Disney animal classics. First up, when a psychic feline is stranded on earth, it is up to two scientists and a beer guzzling friend to […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : The Little Bill Double Bill (Unforgiven/Boogie Nights) - Iris and I get together to do two films with one thing in common. They have two characters called Little Bill. Hence the title. See what we did there. We cover a late but great western from Clint Eastwood featuring Gene Hackman as the dastardly sheriff of Big Whisky in Unforgiven and we talk about […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Running Through My Mind (Dreamscape/The Cell) - Iris and Gary are back with the beef and we’re headed into your frontal lobes for two films where people literally get into each others heads. Subconsciously of course. We cover 1984’s Dreamscape featuring Dennis Quaid, Max Von Sydow and Christopher Plummer. We chase that with J-Lo invading the mind of a tortured killer in […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Beefaversary Year 9 Part Three - Gary and Suzanne are blessed to be joined by special guests Cort Psyops, Derek Bourgeois, Ricky Morgan and Jeffery Martin to close out the last show of the our trio of shows celebrating our 9th year of podcasting. Join us for the last two Christopher Guest reviews, a crippled theater featuring a lame robot and […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Black Roses (1988) - The boys are back to liven up your weekend when we travel to Mills Basin with the Black Roses. When a small town is graced with the presence of an up and coming band, all the kids in town start to get horny and a little big homicidal. They are under the influence of rock […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Dirty Mikey and the Girls (The Legend Of Frenchie King/Dirty Little Billy) - Lee Russell is back on the beef to bring you our long awaited and half-assed attempt to follow-up our tribute to fine character actor Michael J. Pollard. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Visitor (1979) - The two drink crew is back from a long hiatus with one we recorded a while ago. This one is hard to explain. Watch it for psychics, telekinetic tykes, wild birds, space Jesus and more! You get all this and more with The Visitor. Watch along with us and maybe you can tell us what […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Non-Consensual Specters - The beef crew is back and it’s gonna get uncomfortable. We are covering two films where ghosts do unsavory things to women with The Legend of Hell House and The Entity. We are glad to be back for sure. Thanks for your support. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Last Call At Torchy’s #11 : Red Heat (1988) - The Torchy’s boys are back and they are hitting Chicago but doing it the Solviet way. We join Arnold Schwarzenegger who is thrust from his homeland and into the windy city to get the psycho who killed his partner and is threatening to take his drug ring to both shores. Did I mention he has […]
  • Cinema Beef Burnt Ends : Cockfighter (1974) - Cinema Beef is back to give you a morsel of the chicken persuasion. Cameron and Gary discuss Monte Hellman’s controversial tale of one man’s passion for the fowl in Cockfighter from 1974. Warren Oates stars as Frank who is a mute who’s only motivation is his next hustle and this brutal sport that pits rooster […]
  • Last Call At Torchy’s #10 : Extreme Prejudice (1987) - Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Graveyard Disturbance - It’s Kyle’s pick this time around and he picked a real winner. Just think if you took the movie within a movie in Demons and mixed it with The Goonies. That’s Lamberto Bava’s Graveyard Disturbance in a nutshell. Join these crazy kids as they search for hidden treasure whilst meeting all kinds of wild beings […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Beefaversary Part 2 (Best In Show/Mr. No Legs/A Mighty Wind) - The Beefaverasry is back with 3 reviews that include two more entries in the Christopher Guest universe. We are joined by special guests Mr. Venom and Bo Ransdell for Best in Show and Smokeshow Scott Crawford joins us for A Mighty Wind. Also, look for a new Crippled Theater featuring Ricky Morgan and Mr. No […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Outlaw Of Gor (1987) - Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Beefaversary Part 1 (This Is Spinal Tap/Master Of The Flying Guillotine/Waiting For Guffman) - With a cast of many, we celebrate the 8th year of the Beef with extra large helpings of Christopher Guest and some tasty extras. Part one includes guests Mr. Venom, Jeffrey X Martin and Ricky Morgan. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Last Call Of Torchy’s #8 : Brewster’s Millions (1985) - The Torchy’s boys fall into some money and tackle this Richard Pryor jam. The skinny is a minor league pitcher falls into a bunch of money but there is a catch involved. He has to spend it all in 30 days with nothing left. John Candy, Pat Hingle and a whole slew of faces you […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Gor (1987) - The return of Two Drink brings you a tale of high adventure. Well. Less adventure with more hairy men. When a college professor gets ahold of an artifact, it transports him to the planet Gor. A land where shoulder pads are everywhere and the headgear is bonkers. The prof is tasked to become one of […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Yor, The Hunter From The Future (1983) - Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Tethered Pursuit (The Defiant Ones 1958/Black Mama, White Mama 1973) - We are a literal chain of fools on the latest edition. Iris and Gary are joined by Jerry Cortez aka Mr. Venom to discuss two films where prisoners are on the run and chained together. When two inmates escape from a prison transport, they are forced to fight opposition and their own racial tensions. Sidney Poitier and […]
  • Last Call At Torchy’s #6 : 48 Hours (1982) - Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Already Been Spewed (Beyond The Door/Abby) - Gary and special guests Lee Russell, Leah Hardy and Cameron Scott discuss two homage films…..call em ripoffs of the most popular possesion film that most people love but a majority of the panel hates. They are aping The Exorcist as we cover Abby and Beyond The Door both from the great year of 1974. Podcast: […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Take The Money Then Blood (A Simple Plan/No Country For Old Men) - The Beefers are back and are gonna make a withdrawal from the bank of paranoia and deception with these two features. Iris and Gary are joined by Mike White of The Projection Booth to discuss two films about finding large sums of dirty money and the consequences of taking it. In A Simple Plan, two […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Certifiable Idols - Join Gary and Iris for some stale nog or possibly an Irish coffee while we discuss two films in which two delinquents become unlikely stars in their respective or disrespectful forms of media only to fall from mediocrity. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Last Call At Torchy’s : Southern Comfort (1981) - Change out of your civies and load up your blanks. The Torchy’s boys are hitting the swamps of Louisiana with Jamie Sammons of Horror In The House Of Sammons to discuss Southern Comfort from 1981. When a group of National Guardsmen go on some tactical maneuvers in the backwoods of Louisiana, they start to mess […]
  • Burning For Springwood #10 (Missing Persons and The Light At The End Of The Tunnel) - We are back in the fires of the boiler room once again with two installments of this hit anthology series. In Missing Persons, a girl with a heavy past is forced to babysit two brats while fighting the urge to eat everything in the house including the brats. This leads to a story about the […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Who Can It Beast Now (Horror Express and The Thing ’82) - Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Blood From The Core Bridge and Tunnel #2 : Beetlejuice - Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Last Call At Torchy’s : The Long Riders (1980) - Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 21 : The Blood Beast Terror (1968) - Day 21 is here and I am going back to the UK again. This time a scientist with a deadly secret foils Peter Cushing while men are dying all around him. How are they dying? You guessed it. A giant, shapeshifting moth person! It is much more dull than it sounds. Look for me again […]
  • 31 Days Of Howling Beasts 7 Pack (Days 14-20) - Hey beefers! What happens when I get behind? You get a whole buffet of beastly reviews featuring an array of baddies including Satan himself. This episode has alien devices, deadly animals, transforming cannibals and more camp than you can handle. Guest curators include Dave James Parker, Cort Psyops, Neil Lemoi, Derek Bourgeois, Jerry Herring and […]
  • 31 Days of Howling Beasts Days 11-13 (The Beast In The Cellar/Beast Of Blood/The Beast In Heat) - Hey Legion people! Sorry I was a away for a few days but here’s a series of mini reviews including spoiler free reviews of the first episodes of the brand new Chucky and Day of the Dead series from me and one king sized one from Gav Hoare of The Podcast On Haunted Hill. Podcast: […]
  • 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 10 : Wild Beasts (1984) - Day 10 goes to the zoo with special guest Dan Bone of The Podcast On Haunted Hill carrying the feed bag on this one. What happens when PCP gets into the water supply at a zoo? Mass carnage all over the streets. YOu get all this and more in Wild Beasts from 1984. Look for […]
  • 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 9 : The Beast Of Hollow Mountain (1956) - Day 9 of 31 Days of Howling Beasts takes us down south to Mexico to find the mysterious but adorable Beast Of Hollow Mountain.
  • 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 8 : SnowBeast (1977) - Join RJ MacReady as he hits the slopes for this creature feature. When snow bunnies are getting killed by an unknown force, It's up to character actors Bo Svenson, Clint Walker and Yvette Mimieux to hunt the beast and take him out. Look for me with another solo review tomorrow with The Beast Of Hollow Mountain.
  • 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 7 : Blood Beast From Outer Space (1965) - Day 7 takes us to England for a real thinker. When a mysterious orb has landed on Earth from an undisclosed location, it is promptly picked up by UK scientists and they are baffled early. Once it hatches and escapes, it starts to abduct 200 of England’s women for it’s experiments. Decent film featuring some […]
  • 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 6 : The Beast From 20000 Fathoms (1953) - Day 6 brings a lizard beast that predates the big guy that doesn’t need mentioning. I hear he’s from Tokyo or something. Donnie Rings has chosen the Harryhausen effects driven The Beast From 20000 Fathoms. When a creature makes himself known from the depths of the earth, everyone is stymied with boat attacks and mysterious […]
  • 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 5 : Attack Of The Beast Creatures (1985) - Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 4 : The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) - Day 4 brings us one of the great bad movies of all time. Or is it? It’s The Beast Of Yucca Flats featuring the great former Swedish wrestler/actor in the titular role as a rogue Russian scientist who goes on the run, gets blasted by nuclear radiation and wanders the desert looking for people to […]
  • 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965) - Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 2 : Beast Mode (2020) - Day two tells the tale of greed, desire and murderous monsters yearning for fame and blood. That’s what you get with Beast Mode. When an actor is severely injured, they find a double to replace him. Almost. This kid has some scars to clear up and with the help of a miracle cure, it does […]
  • 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 1 : NightBeast - Welcome to our monthlong celebration of schlock. There will be lizards, yetis, devils and everything in-between with these 31 days. Let’s start with some high class cinema with the Don Dohler classic NightBeast from 1982. When his space ship is dinged by asteroids, our titular character is crash landed to earth and he is angry. […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Pack (Darla memorial show) - Join Suzanne, Derek and Gary to celebrate the tiny dynamo known as Darla who recently has made her trip to the great beyond. We do that by sometimes talking about and watching The Pack from 1977 starring Joe Don Baker. There are some strange occurances around a small island town and all points are leading […]
  • Last Call At Torchy’s #3 : The Warriors (1979) - Alright, boppers. The Torchy’s crew are equipped for violence and survival with Walter Hill’s third effort being the action, gang infused The Warriors from 1979. After an effort to unite the major gangs of the five boroughs, that live bunch from Coney Island are blamed for the murder of the ringleader. They are on the […]
  • Blood From The Core : Bridge and Tunnel #1 (Alice Sweet Alice aka Holy Terror) - Do you like Blood From The Core? Here is bonus episode for the free feed to entice you all to join up with the Legion Patreon. We are joined by Suzanne for this little slice of sleaze with Alfred Sole’s Alice Sweet Alice. When a small child is brutally murdered on the day of her […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Hello, Mary Lou Prom Night 2 - The Two Drink Crew is back from hell and are feeling frisky to discuss this classic that could be better than it’s predecessor. When free wheeling Mary Lou scorns her boyfriend on prom night, his prank causes her to catch fire. When her vengeful spirit is released on a young and chaste girl, hilarity and […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Nuked Infection - Gary and Iris are traveling on this one. We have been vaxxed but we are feeling slightly aglow. Could it be radiation? We are back to discuss two films where radiation makes people insanely violent. When a scientist’s plane lands, the people inside start a flurry of violence that spreads all over the city and […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : White Kids Hang In The Deadest Places - Bored on a Friday night? Looking for somewhere to have some fun? Why not hang with the Beef gang with two jams where young people play where they shouldn’t be playing. Because you know. Zombies. When a group of hippies decide to go play with a resurrection spell that they think is a joke, they […]
  • Burning For Springwood # 9 : “Love Stinks” and “The Art Of Death” - After festering in the boiling room for a short time, the Elm Street kids are burning and dreaming of mediocrity once again. We’re nearing the end of season one of the show and we’ve hit Krueger bedrock with two episodes that sort of work for us. In Love Stinks, a guy with commitment issues loses […]
  • Last Call At Torchy’s #2 : The Driver 1978 - The regulars from Torchy’s are back for another round with Walter Hill’s sophomore effort The Driver. This stars Ryan O’Neal as a wheelman for hire who’s never been caught and Bruce Dern as The Detective hot on his heels who will go to any length to get his man. We discuss going against type, the […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Alternate Oz (The Wiz/Return To Oz) - The beefers are back and Gary is green with glee. Emerald green that is. He almost had to fly solo because his co-hosts were on location in Canada learning about the wonders of bagged milk. He had to get some help in the form of “Lady” Leah Hardy from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight […]
  • Last Call At Torchy’s #1 : Hard Times 1975 - Hey, Legionaires and other ruffians! Come one and come quick like the star of the first subject of a brand new thing. This is Last Call At Torchy’s. It is a show in which Lee Russell (They MUST Be Destroyed On Sight!) Cameron Scott (Cineme Degeneration) and Gary Hill (Cinema Beef/Two Drink Minimum Commentaries/Blood From […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Could It Be Satan……. (The Mephisto Waltz/The Legacy) - Iris, Suzanne and Gary are joined by Jeffery X Martin of Kiss The Goat for who guessed it……satanic pact movies! We cover the plaster casting, blue ink baptizing and ivory tickling The Mephisto Waltz. Then, we kiss the ring of out dark overlord with The Legacy. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Firepower (1993) - Come with us to a place where violence runs rampant and your own personal freedoms may be at stake. Well…..there’s that and two plucky cops who infiltrate an underground fight ring and get way too into it. Give us a rock and roll and join us in our lands of personal freedoms and join us […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Support Your Local Sheriff’s Hustle (Blazing Saddles and The Boss) - Saddle up, Beefers. We’re gonna take you on a fun and possibly uncomfortable ride. We are covering two somewhat controversial films where the sheriff is inserted into bad towns where they are not accepted. You know. Because they’re controversial. We are doing Mel Brooks’ Blazing Saddles and The Boss both from 1974. Podcast: Play in […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Xtro - Gary and Cameron are joined by rock n roller and fellow caster Ricky Morgan to chat about those pesky aliens that just want to pick up the pieces after abducting our great fathers. When a boy’s long missing father resurfaces, he makes a bond with his son that will literally change him forever. In the […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : Snatching All Over Again (Invasion of the Body Snatchers ’78 and Invaders From Mars ’86) - Gary, Suzanne and Iris had to reach for the best gas station speed for this one. Gotta stay awake for this ride. We are covering two remakes about people’s identities are completely up for grabs because aliens of course. We turn off our emotions and then turn on our ugly tears for Phillip Kaufman’s Invasion […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Sakura Killers (1987) - Gary is joined by Cameron, Willis and Suzanne to tackle this gem. When secret agricultural dossiers are stolen by master ninjas, it’s up to Chuck Connors and his rag tag trio of fighters to get the information back and kill the baddies. This is a fun one. Watch Sakura Killers along with us with the […]
  • Cinema Beef Podcast : The Open Floor Plan Is Not To Fall Through (The Money Pit and Mouse Hunt) - The Beefers are back with Hero Hero Ghost Show, Duncan and Bo Come Correct, Pick Six Movies and our boss, Bo Ransdell to talk about two films in which renovations are hell on two unsuspecting pairs. When a couple invest in an estate that seems like a killer deal, their world literally falls apart around […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Boogens - The Two Drink Crew is back with a rotating panel in effect. Gary is joined by show regular Newty of the NFW Commentaries, Cameron Scott of the Cinema Degeneration and Kyle Poling of Bloodbaths and Boomsticks Podcast to discuss a beloved Canadian gem. Or is it? White folks take shelter in a cabin in a […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Grease 2 - Ok cool riders! Two Drink is doing what this podcaster thinks a stone cold classic. We’re going back to Rydell to bowl, sing and be oversexed teenage adults. We are joined by special guest Heather Powell of the Friday Nightmares podcast and is joined by a lot of groans but that makes for great podcasting. […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Howling 2 : Your Sister’s A Werewolf - The two drink crew is back with a huge cast of characters covering and ribbing on a classic that at least one of us thinks is better than the original. Watch along with us and howl! Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Gremlins 2 The New Batch - Join Willis, Suzanne, Gary and special guest Scott Crawford as we watch a worthy follow up to a childhood favorite. When corporate gentrification destroys Gizmo’s home, he is forced to the big city where he finds Billy and accidentally reignites the Gremlin train inside a high rise. Will the creatures escape and take over New […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : 70s TV Spooktacular - Two Drink is back with a slice of pure 70s gold. We are joined by special guest Heather Powell to talk through 2 of the best episodes of The Muppet Show featuring Alice Cooper and Vincent Price and the immortal Paul Lynde in one of the best holiday specials ever. Look for links below and […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Ironmaster - Join the Two Drink Crew for a tale about the power of steel and tales of high adventure……wait…….not that movie. Gary and Newty are joined by special guest Kyle Poling to watch and rib on this absurd Conan ripoff directed by Umberto Lenzi and starring the great George Eastman. When a brute finds a blunt […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Riki Oh – The Story Of Ricky - Join the 2 Drink crew for some flesh ripping, throat punching, wall destroying good time when we cover the gonzo martial arts opus, Riki Oh – The Story of Ricky, When Ricky is forced into prison, the inmates and the administration soon learn that he’s not stuck in there with them. They’re stuck in there […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Mausoleum - The Two Drink crew is back again with a real strange flick. When a girl goes into a crypt, she is possessed by a specter that makes her an angry young girl. Maybe just hormonal. This flares up again as an adult with hilarious results. With Suzanne, Wildman Willis, Jake the Snake, Gary and Newty. […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Cut And Run - The Two Drink Crew are back with a lost episode. This was recorded like last spring. Here we are though with our second Diadatto film, Cut and Run. Join a film crew and some commandos as they hunt for some drug hungry natives and the man who enslaves them played masterfully by Richard Lynch. All […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries (The Lost Yuks) : Invasion USA - Join the 2 Drink Crew with a lost show that we recorded last year. This will be one of the last few shows that we all record together on 2 Drink but what a doozy it is. Chuck Norris plays an American soldier who leads a team who take on a ruthless terrorist who invades […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Golden Voyage of Sinbad - The Two Drink crew takes to the high seas fighting lots of great creatures and our temptation for Caroline Munro in the Harryhausen jam.  All with special guest Lee Russell. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Stripes (Director’s Cut) - Happy birthday to out patriarch, Newty. We celebrate by watching the very long in parts director’s cut of the military driven comedy powerhouse known as Stripes starring Bill, Murray, Harold Ramis, Warren Oates and whole lot more! Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Society -   Happy Shunt-O-Ween from the Two Drink crew,  I say this because we are covering the very gooey Society from the king of slop, Mr. Brian Yuzna. When upper crust teen Billy starts to notice a lot of strange things going on, he questions his family and how far a human body can contort.  We […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Chopping Mall - Join Suzanne, Gary and special guest Donnie Rings of The Horror Mafia Podcast as we dissect virgins, robots and all those layers that Barbara Crampton is wearing in Jim Wynoski’s killer mall movie Chopping Mall! Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Nightmare Beach - It’s spring break in Panama City and the girls are almost as hot as the body count.  When the weather heats up, so do the tourists when they are terrorized by a mysterious biker whose whip has shocking results for those who interact with it.  Starring genre legend John Saxon and written and directed by […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Who Framed Roger Rabbit -   The Two Drink Crew celebrate 30 years of the friendship of one private investigator and his annoying and lucky in love Rabbit where they aim to clear the rabbit’s name and stop one mean judge and his band of weasels from killing all of Toon Town.   Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Devil’s Express - The Two Drink Crew take to the streets, the subway and even the far east on this one.  When an ancient curse befalls a major city, it’s up to our hero to do some terrible karate, fight rival gangs and stop one funky subterranean ghost in Devil’s Express.  Wait till the end for Suzanne’s first […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Savage Weekend - The 2 Drink crew rides again with a really awkward sort of slasher.  You excited about the reaper on the cover? We were too but he never makes an appearance. This is typical slasher fare that also includes boobs galore, gay and bi-curious friends, hillbillies, grinding and most importantly, barnyard innuendo!  This one gets strange […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Burning Moon - The 2 Drink crew celebrate Suzanne’s birthday with some thing so absurd, disturbing, stupid and damn entertaining.  We watch the shot of video gorefest The Burning Moon. It’s a wild film. Seek it out! Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Shakma -   The 2 drink crew is back with a new episode and this time things are gonna get angry. When a presumed dead lab baboon is let loose on some unsuspecting nerds playing some fake d and d game inside of their lab facility, they are dispatched by the titular ape in gruesome ways. The […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Laserblast - The 2 Drink crew are live once again to celebrate the 40th anniversary of a slice of B-Movie gold from the early days of Empire Studios. When a teen finds alien technology, he hulks out and obliterates his opposition. All this and claymation invaders in Charles Band’s Laserblast. We are joined by special guest Cameron […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : She - The 2 Drink crew is back from hiatus to watch a real winner of a film. We watch the schlock sword and steel film She starring the lovely Sandahl Bergman. See this motley crew hack and slash their way through the kingdom with little or no plot to hold them down. We had a good […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Alone In The Dark - Here is another unreleased show and it’s a doozy. We chat through a slasher that should be much higher in the rankings but woefully is not. When a blackout falls upon a town, the new doctor at the local mental hospital is stalked by some of his patients who have escaped and started to slay […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Evilspeak - The Drink Crew are shouting at the devil and he is answering back through our Commodore 64s when we are joined by Kyle Poling from the Bloodbaths and Boomsticks podcast to discuss the Clint Howard vehicle, Evilspeak.  When a young military school cadet is bullied by his jock counterparts, he decides to reach out and […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Ultimate Warrior - What do you do when you’re world has crumbled and hobo William Smith has an army of 10s that want to steal your produce and stuff?  You call in Yul Brynner to take out the trash. This was Newty’s pick this time around and he picked one of the greats in the post apocalyptic genre […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Last American Virgin - The Two Drink Crew find love and some kicks in this great edition of the show. We celebrate Valentine’s Day with the Cannon classic, The Last American Virgin. So grab your gal and listen to us talk about STDs and butt stuff. It will be a great evening. Trust us.   Podcast: Play in new […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Stuff - Join in and dig in with the 2 Drink crew when we watch Larry Cohen’s ode to commercialism and his disgust for dessert in 1985’s The Stuff. Watch with us below! https://youtu.be/Chzbs_FAMm8 Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Bloodsucking Pharoahs In Pittsburgh - It’s a dreary night in the big city and the Two Drink Minimum crew is on the menu. When there is a killer on the loose taking their selection of body parts, its up to two bumbling detectives to find the maniac, deal with mentally unstable wives and gross out one of our hosts with […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries: The Corpse Grinders - Hey folks. Put on your mittens and watch out for those kittens. It’s cold outside and they might go rabid on you. That’s the subject of this low budget gem. When a cat food company wants to cut corners, there is only one answer in these trying times. Make it fortified with flesh from the […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Versus - The Two Drink crew take a walk in the woods with special guest Bo Ransdell as we talk through this gonzo Japanese classic. When two prisoners run afoul of some gangsters while on the run in the woods, the undead begin to rise up and take on all of them in this balls out epic. […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Wild Beasts - Boy oh boy.  It’s one of those previously unreleased episodes that was a real gem.  We are joined by special guests Kyle Poling and Jeffery X Martin to do this instant classic!  When PCP gets in the water supply of a major city, the animals at a local zoo get their fix and so do […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Escape From New York - Join the Two Drink Crew as they travel with Snake to save the president and possibly get some kicks in the big city in John Carpenter’s Escape From New York.  Do I really need to say more? Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries: Night Of The Creeps - Happy Halloween and welcome to part 2 of our Fred Dekker double bill with the best Atkins ever!!!! When slugs from space are unleashed by a fraternity prank, they invade the locals and they become more dead in the head than ever before. All this and the best Miller promotion material ever in Night Of […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries: The Monster Squad - Join the 2 Drink crew as we delve into part one of our Fred Dekker double bill. Join Sean, Rudy, Frankenstein and all the rest as they take on Dracula and his motley crew of baddies and possibly save the world. All this and possible and improbable virgins in The Monster Squad. We are joined […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Return Of Swamp Thing - Hey folks it’s day 2 to our countdown to Halloween and we go back into the drink with our favorite monster hero.  Join Newty, Gill and Gary as they dive into Jim Wynorski’s epic sequel, “The Return Of Swamp Thing.” See Swampy fight vagina faced creatures, the mad  and with no explanation Dr. Arcane, insane […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Swamp Thing - Welcome back to the Two Drink Minimum Commentaries.  Where the floors are sticky and the pig boys are always welcome at our dinner table. We are joined by special guest Derek Bourgeois of the Cinema Attack Podcast on the Horrorphilia Network to discuss one of Wes Craven’s first efforts and what a fine one it […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries: The Car - I hear these old models have all the perks. Great bodies, superior horn and possibly are possessed by the devil. When a mysterious auto terrorizes a desert town, it’s up to James Brolin to get down to the nuts and bolts of it. We got a full cast with this one so enjoy. Podcast: Play […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Without Warning - Grab your compass and head into the woods with the 2 Drink crew. We are sans Newty but are joined by special guest Filip Onell to chat through Greydon Clark’s fleshy disc flying and Jack Palance starring Without Warning. All that and Landau scowls and alien howls!!! Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Tombstone - Saddle up and grab your favorite huckleberry, the 2 Drink crew are back to kill some cowboys and have some laughs. I am joined by Newty, Suzanne and Willis as we sit through a modern classic and say a fond vaya con dios to Bill Paxton and Powers Booth respectively. You’re due at the O.K. […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Weird Science - Two Drink continues our Bill Paxton tribute shows dining on pork chop sandwiches of course served in dirty ashtrays. Bill plays the maniacal big brother Chet in this John Hughes classic. When two geeks get the idea to program a girl on their computer, it goes all too well and they create the very real […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Aliens - The Bill Paxton shows rolls on to LV-426 for some splosions and general jackassadry. When Ripley is found by a salvage crew, she is forced to retell the events to the corporate screws. When the marines are called in, she is sucked in and is forced back to the colony for some more Xenomorph fun […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Near Dark - Two Drink kicks off their Bill Paxton tribute shows with a western of sorts. When Caleb is lured in by the advances of the lovely Mae, he is brought into a world where night and blood are king. Can he surlvive her crazy road family and find a cure for his crazy affliction? You get […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Bug - Living in a podunk desert town got you down? How can things get any worse? Well when a quake opens up the ground, it lets loose a brand new species of bug that will literally burn all your expectations of creepy crawlies all that much more. You get all that and the Brady kitchen in […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Day Of The Animals - Beasts and Bugs Month starts with eco-horror glee with Day of the Animals!  X is back on with us for this month at least as we first dive into this film directed by the great William Girdler. With the o-zone depleting at a rapid rate, it is causing the people to be adventurous and animals […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Pink Flamingos - Alright film fans. Time to get filthy. Join Divine, Crackers and the rest of the family as they battle they battle the infamous Marble family in a war of wits and schlock to see who reigns supreme and be deemed the filthiest person alive. See cannibalism, shemales, singing assholes, meat to crotch love shoplifting and […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Parents - Welcome to suburbia!  Where the economy is plentiful and so is the food. Too bad the neighbors could be on the menu. When a disturbed boy suspects the food he eats isnt all the way kosher, he gets sucked deeper into a world of strange dreams, phaillic closet monsters and child therapy with what I […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Rosemary’s Baby - Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies…..naked parts? Maybe in Donald Trump’s devil baby movie. (Devil baby yolo! I’m bringing it back) Join the 2 Drink crew as we disect a classic. I’m sure all the women and satanists are gonna be offended all at once. I know one of us was really […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Neighbors - Suburbia is the pits and the freaks are king in this wonderful gem from 1981. When meek house husband gets new tenants next door, it causes him to lose his mind do to their antics and of course the sexual advances of their temptress female tenant. Grand theft auto, arson, bad pasta and unfortunately John […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Burbs - Absurd Neighbor Feburary continues with a comedy horror classic.  Join us as we discuss garbage etiquette, the Felddog and of course The Klopeks as we watch the Joe Dante jam The Burbs. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : From Beyond The Grave - I know what you’re thinking. They’re doing another Amicus joint? I know. I was thinking the same thing. It makes for good banter. Watch and listen with the 2 Drink kids as they talk about death, walls that actually bleed and brand new home additions that can make that trip to hell all that much […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The House That Dripped Blood - Join the 2 Drink crew as we delve into the Amicus library for the first time with a real winner chosen by Suzanne. We got Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Ingrid Pitt and a whole lot of not blood in this very tame classic scribed by Robert Bloch. We had a lot of fun with this […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Roy’s Revenge - Happy Friday the 13th to all you Legionaires out there. The 2 Drink crew have their van fully stocked with all kinds of international cuisine as we watch one of my faves in the series. If you like slow and violent kids, singing in gross shit houses and fun with robot dancing, you may enjoy […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Tales From The Hood - Welcome to world where cash is king and “the shit” can get surreal. Join the 2 Drink crew for 4 tales of terror hosted by us and the master of the shit, Clarence Williams III! We talk racial tension, good and bad hair and how domestic abuse is only funny when done by David Alan […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Creepshow - Step up and punch your ticket. The 2 Drink crew is here to bring you some laughs and some frights in this classic anthology film. We talk abuse, politics, indecent exposure and a whole lot more. So stay a while and don’t get any meteor shit on ya. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation - Sorry for the delay but the 2 Drink crew have some yuletide leftovers for you guys. Join Clark Griswold and his motley crew of relatives as they dodge horny dogs, dementia, shitty neighbors, botched dinners and of course raw sewage in this holiday favorite. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : 2001 Maniacs - The citezens of Pleasant Valley are alive and killing! Join the mayor, animal violating hillbillies and most importantly scantily clad women as they kill the interlopers in insane ways. All this and a whole lot of racism in 2001 Maniacs. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Bug Hunt At Outpost Nine - Enlist early and enlist often. Listening to 2 Drink is the only way to get citezenship!  Welcome to the world of the federation where co-ed showers are all the rage and the arachnids of Klendathu are public enemy number one. Join Johnny, Ace, Diz and planetary shit starter Carmen as they dodge death, bugs and […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Newty vs. Scott Pilgrim - Did you ever want to live in a world where the mundane are king? Where dialogue is bland but the chicks are pretty hot. How about a world where people have super human video game powers with no explanation? This is the world of Scott Pilgrim. Join him as he has to dodge the league […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Demolition Man - 2DM is here to blow stuff up and use proper language? Welcome to the world of Demolition Man. When vicious killer Simon Phoenix gets unthawed from a future prison, he promptly gets loose and it’s up to super cop John Spartan to battle through hippies, fast food melees and airhead officers all to take down […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries: Last Action Hero - What do academy award winners, rock music, Shakespeare and Arnie have in common? This flick in a nutshell. Join Gary, Willis, Newty and the grand return of Gill as we discover the world of a shitty kid and his man hero as they dodge bad guys, explosions and boring real life issues. All this and […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Repo Man - Get your wits and some generic food and join the 2DM crew with special guest Cort Psyops as we watch the nihilistic punk rock classic Repo Man. So get in a strangers car and fasten your seatbelt, 2DM will melt you with our mediocre banter. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - What does diabetes, dead babies, slavery, extreme socialism amongst little people and just straight up sinning have in common. All of it is part of Mr. Wonka’s master plan in this film. We watch and possibly ruin a childhood favorite with Willis along for the ride kicking and screaming. Come and join us in this […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Zoombies - Take part Jurassic Park and part Re Animator and you got this flick brought to you by the lovely folks from The Asylum. I am joined by Newty and Willis as we endure all the computer generated animals you can handle. This is a fun one filled with shock and terrible effects bit it is […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries/NFW Commentaries : Fright Night Part 2 - Charlie is back with whole new group of baddies to combat with.  Or will he? Join Regine, Roller Vamp, Wolfed out Jon Gries, Brian Thompson the moth eater and Captain Kirk’s son and a beloved Disney icon as they plot, scheme and bowl in this wacky adventure! We’ll get into it.  All this and sexy […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Fright Night - What do wolves, aged horror hosts and metrosexual vampires have in common? They are all a part of the 80s classic Fright Night. Join the 2DM crew as we talk about these things, the weird sexual future of one Evil Ed and a whole lot more on the this edition of 2 Drink. Podcast: Play […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Terror Firmer - You ever wonder what its like on a real movie set? Working on a no budget film can be a real killer.  Literally.  Welcome to the brain of Lloyd Kaufman and all that entails in Terror Firmer. Join Willis, Matt Psyops and myself as we watch wild amputations, de-fetusing, escalator engulfment, head crushing and a […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Last Dragon - Do you ever feel insecure? Do ghetto bosses got you down? Then join us as we celebrate Willis’ birthday and watch The Last Dragon. Join Bruce Leroy as he dodges seedy video producers, rapping Asians and a Rick James esque baddie all while trying to wet he paintbrush. Or something like that. Podcast: Play in […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Just For The Hell Of It - What’s with kids today?  Just destroying stuff and doing anything they want.  That’s what kind of delinquency that this film celebrates. We are going back to the H.G. Lewis well on this one in Just For The Hell Of It.  We are joined by special guest Doug Tilley of the No Budget Nightmares and Eric […]
  • TDMC : Blood Diner - Welcome to the world of the super vegans!   Join us as we explain why they are just better than you……at killing the competion.  When two brothers, who happen to be trying to complete a blood ritual, start their vegan diner, it is the talk of the town.  Little do the patrons know is that […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Ninja 3 The Domination - Welcome to the magical world of vengeful possession.  Cannon style!  This is the third film in ninja trilogy and this one gets wacky. When the body of a sexy aerobics instructor is invaded by the evil spirit of a dying ninja, she starts going through changes including strange interactions with an arcade game, doing sexy […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Revenge Of The Ninja - Hello and welcome to part two of the glorious Cannon Ninja trilogy! This one unfortunately sans Franco Nero but there is no shortage on awesomeness. After his family is killed in Japan by ninjas, Cho and his son Kane come to America to start a new life. He opens a doll shop but is unwittingly […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Microwave Massacre - Do you have problems? Work got you down? Is the wife a bitch? Is your culinary tastes in question? Why not try cannibalism? When a lowly construction worker cant stand his wife or his life, he bumps her off and learns new ways to wet his appetite with the aid of her massive new appliance. […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Big Trouble In Little China - Grab your chopsticks and get in your rig. We’re hanging with Jack Burton and the boys this time around.  Join Egg, Wang and the rest as they use sorcery, their wits and general hijinks to stop Lo Pan from banging green eyed chicks in this action romp. Will the heroes save the day or will […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Student Bodies - Ready for a slashing good time!  The 2DM crew is going back to school with the horror comedy Student Bodies. When a killer known as the breather is killing off the sex starved teens of a high school, the laughs and the body counts rise with hilarious results. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
  • 2DM : Enter The Ninja - Hello folks!  We’re kicking off a retrospective in high gear with the Cannon ninja series!  In the first installment, we join Django as a ninja in white fighting his rival in black and greedy land developers leaving a pile of bodies in their wake. Franco Nero, Sho Kosugi and Susan George star in Enter The […]
  • TDM : Saturday the 14th - You ever buy a new house and it seems a little off?  This family is the pits then. When a curious little shit opens a book, he releases all kinds of inconvenience on this family including bats, ghouls and other baddies and mediocre hilarity ensues. Richard Benjamin stars! Look for the full movie on YouTube […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Death Race 2000 - Do you crave adventure?  Do you like the thrill of athletic competition?  Do you like running over whoever you want within the law?!  Join Frankenstein, Machine Gun Joe, Matilda The Hun, Calamity Jane and Nero The Hero in this transcontinental race known as Death Race!  Watch as they kill and thrill their way through the […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Idle Hands -   2DM is back and we’re possessed!  Join Willis, Gill and Gary as we tackle the late 90s killer hand film, Idle Hands. When lazy stoner Anton becomes too docile for his own good, his hand gets a mind of it’s own and starts killing people with hilarious results. Devon Sawa, Jessica Alba and a […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : He-Man The Universal Soldier - Welcome to Eternia! Or something like that. We dive into the world of sweaty men, bumbling locksmiths and fast food ribs. This is the story of a couple and someone’s parents die and then He-Man shows up and makes things more complicated. What’s a girl to do?  Join our heroes as they dodge livestock, unstable […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : They Live - We have come here to chew bubblegum and mourn a legend. Join the 2 drink crew as we sit through the 80s Carpenter classic They Live.  You get Hot Rod killing aliens, ugly chicks and one of the greatest fight scenes ever. Thanks for having us in your ears! Podcast: Play in new window | […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Barbarians -   Are you ready for high adventure!?  The TDM crew watched and enjoyed this bootleg Conan film brought to you by the guy who brought you Cannibal Holocaust. When two brothers are forced into slavery by a very fashionable Richard Lynch, they grow into massive brutes who break their chains and laugh and lift their […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : TMNT 2 The Secret of the Ooze (For Ernie Reyes Jr.) -   They’re back! It’s the green machine. Gonna hit the streets without being seen. Quick question. Have you ever seen a turtle get down?  We did as we watched this childhood fave of mine. Join our intrepid heroes as they search for the culprits behind their mutation, take on The Shredder and his baby creatures […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Prom Night 3 : The Last Kiss -   There’s trouble brewing again at Hamilton High.  Kids are disapearing.  Phantom jukeboxes keep showing up. Not to mention, ghost stds are on the rise.  You get all this and a bunch of wacky death in Prom Night 3 : The Last Kiss.  After Mary Lou Maloney breaks out of hell, she is hungry for […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Darkman - What drives a man to wearing trenchcoats on the reg?  What can possibly make a guy this angry?  Where is he getting all the fat suits and voice changers?  You get all this and more in Sam Raimi’s action classic, Darkman!  When Dr. Peyton Westlake explodes in his lab in a coux perpetrated by a […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries – Angry Antipodean 3 : The Auntie Hero -   The TDM Crew is back.   We have abandoned our dogs and short hair for skunk mullets and pig slop!  Join Max, Auntie, Master Blaster and all those damn kids when we depart on the final chapter of the original saga.  So step in the dome and join or biggest cast in a while […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Angry Antipodean 2 : Guzzoline Wars -     Welcome to part two of the Angry Antipodean saga.  When a new group of motorized psychos terrorize the desert wasteland, it’s up to our hero and his dog to lead the charge with a pack of hippies in a war over petrol!  All this and more in this very leathery episode. Podcast: Play […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Angry Antipodean -   Rev up your engine and hit the highway with Max and the TDM crew!  This is our first retropective and i’m sure it’s not gonna be our last.  With Fury Road looming we decided to do the whole Angry Antipodean saga.  Max is the best highway cop there is.  When a new group of […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Shark Repellent -   Holy copyright laws, Batman!  Come and join me and my meery band of boy wonders as we have a chat through and oggle Lee Meriwether in Batman ’66.  You get the whole rogues gallery in this one in which Bats and the boy wonder try to stop them  from stealing all the world’s leaders. […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Trials of Silo Ufgood (Jesse’s B-Day) - Welcome to a wonderful world where the villages and scenery is beautiful but there is another layer.  An underbelly if you will.  This is a world of racism, baby killers, fairies, witches, beards and all the sex dust you can handle.  This is just a day in the life of Silo Ufgood.  Come and join […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Shocker - Is your T.V. on the fritz?  What are you gonna do?  Call Horace Pinker!  He’s slashing prices and throats all over town!  That’s right!  We watched Wes Craven’s body swapping, electrified classic Shocker! When local mass murderer Horace Pinker is executed, he picks up such abilities  as swapping bodies by touch and going on a […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Popcorn -   Do you like going to the movies but hate the stale popcorn and sticky floors? Look no further than this edition of TDM Commentaries.  We cover the 1991 VHS classic Popcorn this time around.  When a group of film school geeks decide to put on a horror-a-thon with wacky William Castle-esque theater gimics, a […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Megaforce -     On this episode, the Two Drink Minimum Commentaries crew takes on the most glorious film ever filmed on film: Hal Needham’s action masterpiece, MEGAFORCE. Actually, it’s a tremendous piece of garbage. It’s like the movie equivalent of a Cleveland Steamer, except it’s on your eyes instead of your chest. However, it’s entertaining as […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Spock Prime (Willis’ Birthday!) -   Put down your energon cubes and grab the matrix.  It’s Willis Wheeler’s birthday and he wanted to watch Tranformers ’86 so we obliged him.  When Optimus Prime is killed in what can only be described as  an autobot apocolypse, It is up to Hot Rod and whoever’s left to make sure the Prime power […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Maximum Overdrive -     The machines have taken over! And our only hope is… Emilio Estevez? We’re screwed. Join Gary Hill and a bevy of film fanatics as they pump gas for Stephen King’s cocaine fueled epic, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, on this edition of Two Drink Minimum Commentaries. Who needs dialogue when you’ve got filthy comments? Podcast: Play […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Thing - Need something to beat that winter chill?  Do you know who your friends truly are?  I do on this edition of TDM.  We are covering John Carpenter’s The Thing this time around.  Come join McCready, Nauls and the rest of the gang as they kill off an enemy that can change forms at will.  Are […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Alex Murphy : Robot Policeman of the Future (Happy Birthday, Gill) -   Strap in and join the saviors of Old Detroit as we muster through Alex Murphy : Robot Policeman of the Future!  For Gill’s birthday, he chose this little gem filled with robots, baddies and corporate greed! Happy birthday, brother.  I hope you have a fun one.   Facebook : Gary Hill, Willis Wheeler, Ryan […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Commando - Are you dead tired? Did you ever want to let off some steam?  The crew does as well in this rousing commentary for a film featuring the Austrian wunderkind Arnold Schwarzenegger.  We run the  body parts flying, model exploding and  very macho Commando from 1985. When retired green beret John Matrix’s former team is getting […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Spaceballs - Set course for planet Spaceball and get ready for dated jokes!  The TDM crew are back to deliver the goods or try to anyways.  This one is kind of a quiet one so enjoy all the jokes that weren’t as funny as they once were.  We’ll deliver something R-Rated next time!   Facebook : Gary […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Twilight Zone : The Movie -   Submitted for your approval.  Four panelists take an s anthology and make funny jokes at master scribes work on a commentary.  At the signpost up ahead, your next stop, obscurity.  The TDM crew takes on Serling when we ramble on through  tales directed by four master class filmmakers.  This is the one that led […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Dice and Duck Double Bill - Strap yuprself in for another second screen experiece as we give you a double feature of two private dicks doing what they do best.  Be lord of the ladies, human or fowl, and getting into random trouble.  First up, when Rock and Roll detective Ford Fairlane gets roped into a kidnapping case involving some shady […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Flash Gordon -   Grab your football and your laser blaster and lets go to Mongo!  I am joined by a fine group of panelists as we discuss the 1980 classic Flash Gordon! When star quarterback Flash and his female companion are abducted by Dr. Zarkov, they are transported to Mongo where the men have wings and amazing […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Cool As Ice (Word 2: Your Mother!) -   All Right, stop!! Collaborate and listen! TDM is back with a brand new edition!  You are joined by us Google Hangout style.  That’s right you get to see our ugly mugs throughout the film in a picture in picture format. Sorry for my ba We have the pleasure and the displeasure, depending on your […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Sword and The Sorcerer -   Grab your chin pubes and your frilly robes and mount up for mediocre adventure at we cover one of those 80s sword and sandal “classics”.   We are watching The Sword and the Sorcerer from  1982 featuring Richard Lynch as the head baddie and Richard Moll as the menial creation.  It has a cheesy […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box -   Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the kiddie pool, Bruce the great white is back and this time with a much bigger appetite!  If you guys can’t tell by the art, we are covering a new classic in my eyes in Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!  It’s similar […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : American Ninja -   Martial arts madness month is back and we’re getting our Dudikoff on!  When a soldier with no memory and menial martial arts skills is faced with his past, he gets wrapped up in crooked military officials, asian bosses, hapless white girls and an army of leaping, punching and kicking ninjas!   Contact info Facebook […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Ong Bak - Martial Arts Madness month is back again and we travel to Thailand for this one.  We got a small panel this time around consisting of Gill, Willis, myself and a small appearance by Newty from the NFW Commentaries.  When the head of an ancient statue is stolen, it’s up to out hero to retrieve it […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : No Retreat No Surrender -   It’s time to stand on your own and watch some white boys doing martial arts!  We are covering No Retreat No Surrender this time around to kick off our martial arts month!  When his father’s dojo is shut down by the Russian mob, Jason Stillwell is forced to move to Seattle.  While there he […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Terrorvision (Happy Halloween!) -   Happy Halloween from Two Drink Minimum!  On this one, we are swinging with the Puttermans as we watch Empire Pictures gold!  We are doing Terrorvision this time around!  We got a big ass cast of people to talk about bodily fluids, aliens, the 80s and of course the ever so beautiful Diane Franklin!  Mount […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Brainscan (aka Corey and Gill’s 90s musicgasm) -   October is rolling on with a rocking take on 90s technology and the mindfuck that it causes! We snagged “Midnight” Corey Graham to cover the 90s tune infused trip through the crazy world horror based CD roms in Brainscan from 1994. Join Edward Furlong as he fingers through his Fangoria only to find the […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Deadly Spawn -   Do you enjoy science? Do you like psychic children? Do you like phallic carnivorous worms who attack old women!?  Then this is the film for you!  Join the TDM crew as we watch the Douglas McKeown directed “The Deadly Spawn”!  I am joined by Suzanne, Willis and Newty as we wipe off the meteor […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : I, Madman -   Hello fellow viewers!  We are back again and this time it’s Ryan’s pick,  Fiction becomes reality when a woman is intrigued by a mysterious book and unleashes a scalping, sash wearing slasher who will stop at nothing to make her his next victim.  Is it real or is it only in her mind.  Find […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny -   We’re back and we’re bringing the heat and the metal!  We Kage and Jables on their journey to rock stardom of course encountering many obsticles in Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny! Join Sasquach, Tim Robbins, Lee and even the devil himself as we sing and admire these two rock giants.  You can’t […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Troll 2 -   Got milk!? Then come on down to Nilbog and join this massive panel as we peep out the outrageous Troll 2 from 1990.  Come for the hospitality and stay for supper because you may be it!   Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : cinemabeefpodcast@gmail.com   Willis Facebook : […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Braindead/Dead Alive (F#*@ you, IMDB!) -   Have you ever had a mother who was way too overbearing and mean?  Did you ever wish she would get infected by a stop motion animated beast!?  If so then join us on our journey down memory lane when Peter Jackson wasn’t making Hobbit movies and was making horror/comedy gold!  We cover Braindead aka […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Popeye -   Do you enjoy the taste of red meat?  Do you like the sound of grown men moaning annoyingly into a microphone?  Then  come on down to Sweethaven with the TDM gang where that stuff is accepted.  We do Robert Altman’s Popeye this time around!  So grab a burger and your favorite can of spinach […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Demons -   Do you like horror films?  Do you like free passes given by a mysterious stranger?  You and I both know that there is no such thing as a free ride.  Come and join the gang at the Metropol for some entertainment, refreshments and possible POSSESSION!  Fueled by metal music by such artists as Saxon […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : TMNT (1990) -   Here it is kids!  Another back-logged episode for all you kiddies out there!  Are you tired of your metropolis being ruled by a bunch of juvenile delinquents in black jumpsuits?  Do you roam parks at night looking for purse snatchers and possible rape victims? Do you often practice angry martial arts on rooftops?  Is […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Night of the Living Dead (1968) -   We’re coming to get you, filmgoers!  We cover.George Romero’s 1968 classic and first in the original dead trilogy, Night of the Living Dead!  WATCH along as X takes a hooker sized dump on this classic  LISTEN for the sound of Willis slapping multiple white women!  CRINGE as I do a horrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Stone Cold (1991) - Video rendered and edited by Gill Rockatansky Do you like leather? Do you like tattoos? Do you like outrageous bikers and the far-fetched stunts that come along with them? Then this is the movie for you. We are covering 1991’s action dynamo Stone Cold starring the skunk-mulleted, lizard loving, duster wearing and pretty boy (according […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Fantastic Four ’94 - Do you enjoy superheroes? How about awkward blondes with daddy issues and the older scientists who creepily fall in love with them? Do you like really cheap effects including a really crappy looking waving plastic arm and repeating effect fireballs? That’s right, the same effects shot repeated over and over. Then this is the commentary […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Class of 1999 -   I don’t know about you guys but I like my teachers with killer racks. Not like in the literal sense like in this film. When gangs take over the cities around Kennedy High School, the authorities take drastic measures to keep the schools kids in line by implanting android teachers in the school When […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Two Thousand Maniacs -   Are you ready for a bloody good time?! Join Jesse Bollinger (Horrorcopia), Willis Wheeler (Terror Troop), Huke Green (Cristi Hates Horror, The Fire Pit), Dan Chase (Formally of The Skeleton Crew) and myself on our trip to Pleasant Valley as we babble with each other and sometimes talk about the 1964 gore induced classic […]
  • Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Lawnmower Man -   Join Jeffery X Martin (Kiss The Goat, 6.5 Feef Under Podcast), Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti (We Came From The Basement), Willis Wheeler (Terror Troop) and myself as we babble through the user friendly sort of Stephen King adaptation of his short story “The Lawnmower Man”.  So strap into you VR simulator and dig those 1992 […]
  • Trick or Treat (1987) -   Are you lonely?  Are you misunderstood?  Do you love metal!  Then this is the film for you.  Join Jeffery X Martin of the 6.5 Feet Under and Kiss the Goat Podcasts, Suzanne Wilson Capaletti (It Came From the Basement) and myself as we revel in all things Fastway and idol worship.  We all are […]

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