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• 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965) - Podcast: Play in new window | Download
• Kiss the Goat Episode 58: Jaws of Satan (1981) - What happens when the saddest priest in the world takes on the Devil himself, who has taken the form of a king cobra? Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie, as they sink their fangs into the 1981 movie Jaws of Satan! This movie happened! Hear Mark Ball pick up […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 57: The Last Exorcism (2010) - It’s banana bread and bloodletting in the Bible Belt on this episode of Kiss the Goat as X and Cootie take a long look at the 2010 movie, The Last Exorcism! Cootie and X take a deep dive into the film and talk frankly about their experiences in charismatic churches, the efficacy of exorcisms, and […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 56: Mausoleum 1983 - Celebrate Cootie’s birthday with this humongous, jam-packed episode in which X and Cootie discuss Mausoleum 1983, the winner of the Acolyte’s Choice listening poll! What’s not to love about demonic breasts? Long-time friend of the show Allan McPherson reveals his workout regimen when he answers the call of the void on the Landline of the […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 55: The Manitou (1978) - It’s a birthday celebration at the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie and X discuss William Girdler’s Native American sort-of-but-not-really possession movie, The Manitou. What did Mistress Stephanie give X for his birthday? Not that. No, not that either. You’ll just have to listen and find out. Also: an experiment in demonic possession for […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 54: The Rite 2011 - On this stultifying episode of Kiss the Goat, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie (respectively) undergo The Rite 2011 in which Sir Anthony Hopkins bitch-slaps a five-year-old girl and laughs about it! Host of Hello! This is the Doomed Show Richard Glenn Schmidt picks up the Landline of the Damned […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 53: Lisa and the Devil - In this thrilling episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X examine Mario Bava’s movie from the early 1970s, Lisa and the Devil. Is it really a Devil flick or just another freakin’ reincarnation movie? Plus: another surprising appearance by Allida Valli, Rae Tysun and Persphone Agàpe take the call during the Number of the […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 52: The Antichrist 1974 - On this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X take a mortified look at Alberto De Martino’s possession movie THE ANTICHRIST 1974. This film features multiple exorcisms, bad table manners and heavily implied goat kissing! Also: a super special secret guest (okay, it’s Jamie J. Sammons) picks up the phone during the Number of […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 51: The Evil - For this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X watched the 1978 programmer, THE EVIL, starring Andrew Prine’s magnificent pants. Less than an hour later, they had forgotten the chronological order of the events in the movie. Does it matter? Probably not. They still recorded a whole show about it. Plus: Ray and Seph […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 50: The Exorcist - On this episode of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie sink their teeth into William Friedkin’s heartwarming coming-of-age tale, The Exorcist. Plus: Cootie and X make a phone call, Drinking With the Devil and where exactly is Washington, D.C.? Pull up a chair, sit on the floor and gently insert this show into your earholes! […]
• The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza - At last… The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza! Cootie and X are podcasting from the North Pole this year, where the only hot things are Cootie and the mic. [Has the new version of Skype been wreaking havoc with you, too?] Your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema talk about the winner […]
• Kiss the Goat, Episode 49: The Final Movie You Watch In Hell - This is it. Make no mistake where you are. Welcome to the innermost circle of Hell, and even if the punishment isn’t truly eternal, it sure feels like it. What is the final movie you watch in Hell? Take our hands and let us wander into this final darkness together. Podcast: Play in new window […]
• Kiss the Goat, Episode 48: The Fourth Movie You Watch In Hell - Sometimes, the Devil wears a little black dress.   Podcast: Play in new window | Download
• Kiss the Goat, Episode 47: The Third Movie You Watch in Hell - The Breaking Point. At Least Ten Things I Hate About You. Buy Me A Drink. Dinner for Two. Ask Aunt Goatie. The Kiss the Goat team invite you to join them as they reach the midway point of their journey through the cinematic underworld, and here there be witches. What is The Third Movie You […]
• Kiss the Goat, Episode 46: The Second Movie You Watch In Hell - The journey continues… Do you dare subject yourself to The Second Movie You Watch In Hell? Sure, you do. {Closing Music: “The Biggest Ass in the Laundromat (Shelby Mix)” music by halfdeaf/samples by DJX} Podcast: Play in new window | Download
• Kiss the Goat, Episode 45: The First Movie You Watch In Hell - October on Kiss the Goat begins with our most shocking episode ever. And we’re only getting started. You are not ready. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
• Kiss the Goat, Episode 44: Messiah of Evil -   We let Chef Al program the show and things went insane! Rescued from technical difficulties, recorded twice, and hours spent editing and rebuilding from the ground up, this is the episode the Universe did not want you to hear. But you know what we say here at Kiss the Goat, right? “Yes, sir, the […]
• Kiss the Goat, Episode 43: All the Colors of the Dark -   Once again, the doors to your Online Shrine to Satanic Cinema swing open wide! Your High Priest and Priestess, X & Cootie, bring forth an offering of a relatively obscure Italian thriller called All the Colors of the Dark for your enjoyment. Will Edwige Fenech and Nieves Navarro escape the clutches of a horrible […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 42: City of the Living Dead - Welcome back to the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie, X, and Chef Al take a maggot-filled gander at Lucio Fulci’s absurd classic, City of the Living Dead. Dead priests! Demon zombie ghoul things! Christopher George! What else could you possibly ask for from a movie? [please don’t say logic please don’t say logic please […]
• Cinema PSYOPS Kisses the Goat: The Blasphemous Easter Episode - It’s the crossover episode you didn’t know you wanted (and still might not)! Cootie and X join Cort and Matt for a Cinema PSYOPS/Kiss the Goat musical orgy of bad puns and adult situations! It is heresy, and we will not recant! For this momentous occasion, the gang takes a look at Alucarda, a crazy […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 40 — Psychomania - Join Cootie, X, and Chef Al as they travel to 1970’s England to discuss the weird undead biker flick, PSYCHOMANIA. If you’ve never seen it, believe us: it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen. You’ll also hear a fabulous Get Your Exorcize, we’ll play Three Questions, Chef Al gives us an English menu, and… toads? Don’t […]
• The Third Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza - The show you wait for all year is here! Hot diggy! Join X and Cootie in the luxury of their library as they discuss holiday traditions, myths, and legends from around the world. Co-host Al McPherson flips us a bird. Your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema break down the  holiday classic, Santa’s Slay, […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 38: Hellraiser - Welcome to another episode of Kiss the Goat! This time around, Cootie and X try to wrap their arms around Clive Barker’s Hellraiser. Is it a Devil movie, or just a glorified BDSM show? We know the answers, and so do you. Look into your heart. You know it to be true. You’ll also get […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 37: Demons - Sometimes, it just doesn’t pay to accept free movie tickets from a guy with a half-metal face. X and Cootie learn this lesson the hard way as they roll through Lamberto Bava’s 1985 goopfest, Demons, on this episode of Kiss the Goat. You’ll also get a great recipe from Allan McPherson, another wacky exorcism, and […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 36: I Drink Your Blood - The 1971 grindhouse classic is back in an amazing two-disc Blu-Ray set, and Cootie and X have got it! One of them is happy about it! Guess which one? Please enjoy the new episode of KTG, complete with the new hit segment, The Devil Eats Out, with our own personal gourmand, Allan McPherson. You won’t […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 35: The VVitch - Welcome to the triumphant return of Kiss the Goat! Well, maybe triumphant isn’t the right word. Victorious? Maybe… no.  Okay. Welcome to the audible return of Kiss the Goat! We’ve got some of the old segments you loved, some new stuff we hope you’ll really dig, and we’re taking a look at one of the […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 34 — A Night of Sin - Let us speak now of fallen friends and colleagues. Join us as we say goodbye to our faithful “Satan in the News” correspondent, Cindy “Sin” Fallon. Be warned: this is not an easy listen. If you are triggered by frank talk about suicide, we strongly suggest you give this one a miss. Podcast: Play in new […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 33: Carrie -     Cootie and X continue their voyage through the land of Condemned Films, stopping this time in 1976 to go to prom. That’s right, it’s Brian De Palmas’s Stephen King’s “Carrie,” in all of its full-frontal, blood-soaked glory. I mean, you’ve seen “Carrie,” right? Right? Oh, dude. You’ve got to see “Carrie.” Then again, […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 32: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Drunk on a Monday? Who would dare? Why, X and Cootie would, and we’ve got the audio evidence to prove it. Once again, your gracious hosts have traveled outside their safety zone to provide you with a commentary for a classic horror film they wouldn’t get the chance to discuss otherwise. There may not be any […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 31: Event Horizon (Commentary) - Hey, what’cha doin’ tonight? Are you maybe watching EVENT HORIZON? You should watch it with X and Cootie! Tune in to the very first KTG movie commentary, as we run our fat drunk mouths all the way through this haunted spaceship classic. It’s still scary, and even better with the two of us yammering all […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 30 — Psycho (1960) -   Have you ever heard of the League of Decency? Certainly not something we would normally be involved with, but for decades, they policed motion pictures even more strictly than the MPAA. They had the power to rate films “C — CONDEMNED.” What kind of movies did the LOD hate so much they felt the […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 29 – Drag Me To Hell -   Episode 29 of Kiss the Goat finds your High Priest and Priestess in a fascinating place: drunk after midnight. After a few weeks of tech upgrades, X and Cootie realize they don’t remember how to run their own show. The result is barely organized chaos. Missing segments. Apologies. Wheezing laughter. All of that, plus […]
• The Second Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Special - We know you’ve missed the show, and now it comes back in the most hellish possible way. Series Two of KTG begins with The Second Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Special! Join your High Priest and Priestess of the Holidays, X and Cootie, and their Skyclad Correspondent, Sin Fallon, as they put the “mess” back […]
• Kiss the Goat – The Lost ASK THE GOAT -   Here’s another fun-sized episode for y’all. The ASK THE GOAT segment is one of the most enjoyable parts of the show for us, simply because it can get wild. Nothing is scripted or censored, and of course, we don’t have any kind of filter, so we love to answer the questions our Acolytes send […]
• Kiss the Goat – X & Cootie Get in the Mood -   Hello, Acolytes!   Your Demonic Duo has been taking a wee bit of a break in between series of KTG, but we got a wild hair (like we do) and have come up with, well, we’ll call it a “mini-sode.” No Satan in the News, no Ask the Goat, none of the stuff you […]
• Kiss the Goat Bonus Episode: Interview with Claudio Simonetti - Hello, Acolytes. It’s been a while since a full-blown KTG episode, and I hate to leave y’all hanging without new material this long. So while we’re working on another top-notch batch of hilarious Satanic radio theater, let me give you something you just might enjoy. Back in the late spring, I got the opportunity to […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 26: The Devil’s Advocate - Oh, frabjous July! Not only does this month mark Cootie’s birthday, but it’s also the one year anniversary of Kiss the Goat! Let the bells ring and the banners fly! And while you’re at it, why don’t you give a listen to this Listener’s Choice episode? The Acolytes at the Facebook group page picked 1997’s […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 25: End of Days - Welcome to Kiss the Goat! This is a momentous episode for a few reasons. It’s the product of three recording sessions, spanning two countries, resulting in a coffee-fueled twelve hour edit! It’s our 25th episode over all. It’s also our first episode on Legion Podcasts! [It’s also the episode where we learned X’s mute button […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 24: Bless the Child - The greatest trick Hollywood ever pulled was convincing viewers that bad movies don’t exist. But they do! And in great numbers. Your Demonic Duo can prove it… they found one! And it’s a real stinker. Kim Basinger furrows her brow in the face of ultimate evil in this festering foot boil of a movie, BLESS THE CHILD. But wait! […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 23: The Devil Within Her - At some point, in 1974, some film studio execs thought it would be a great idea to make a movie involving Donald Pleasence, Joan Collins, a horny dwarf named Hercules and a demon possessed baby. To this date, no one knows why. Regardless, the movie was released in the States as THE DEVIL WITHIN HER, […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 22: Constantine - Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema as they present Keanu Reeves and his Holy Shotgun taking on both Heaven and Hell in 2005’s CONSTANTINE. Full of insane action and bad theology, how will the movie bear up under the intense scrutiny of X & Cootie, and the ultimate interrogation of Three Questions? […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 21: To the Devil… A Daughter - Happy Easter from Kiss the Goat! Why would a show like ours even prepare an Easter episode? Well, first of all, we’re smart-asses. Secondly, you’d be surprised how relevant a movie like TO THE DEVIL A DAUGHTER can be around Easter! Join Christopher Lee, a young Nastassja Kinski and us for a thorough break down of a movie that […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 20: John Carpenter’s “Prince of Darkness” - Quantum physics? Homeless people? MOUTHWASH? By the gods, it’s all here on Episode 20 of KISS THE GOAT! Follow along as X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, tackle one of John Carpenter’s most controversial films, PRINCE OF DARKNESS. What will your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic schlock cinema make of the Anti-God? Tune in and find out. Also: […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 19: Beyond the Door - Your Demonic Duo continue their tour of Satanic Italy with 1974’s infamous EXORCIST rip-off, BEYOND THE DOOR. It’s so bad, it got sued! It’s a simple story of boy meets girl, boy helps girl escape Satanic cult, girl gets possessed by the Devil. That old chestnut. Plus: Cootie and X tackle the gritty issues of […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 18: The Church - Five screenwriters. Five different titles. Four soundtrack composers. Is THE CHURCH a Satanic classic or just one hell of a mess? X and Cootie take you on a guided tour through Michele Soavi’s first feature film. Plus: the last building in Wheat, Drinking with the Devil and Fifty Shades of Whatevs! All this and more […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 17: The Devils - ​It’a a movie that polarized audiences in 1971; why shouldn’t it put your Demonic Duo at odds? As controversial now as it was then, Ken Russell’s THE DEVILS is a strange mix of history and horror, garish visuals and subtle nuance. Have you seen it? It’s a rare one. Also: Ask the Goat, Satan in […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 16: The Sentinel - Cootie & X go dancing with Mr. Brownstone in this episode of Kiss the Goat! Actually, the movie on this episode takes place in a brownstone apartment building. Your Demonic Duo takes on the ultra-weirdness of 1977’s “The Sentinel.” They also announce the first Patron Saint of Kiss the Goat, which makes no sense when you read it, and […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 15: The Brotherhood of Satan - Travel with X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, back to the simpler times of California in the 1970’s when men were men, women were trophies and children were senior citizens. Something like that. That’s right, on this episode of Kiss the Goat, we force our way into THE BROTHERHOOD OF SATAN and are disappointed to […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 14: The Devil’s Rain - It’s a new year, and Cootie and X are back! This time, they jump back in time to 1975 to examine THE DEVIL’S RAIN, a movie with… it has… well, the title is cool! There’s melting and scourging and an informative discussion about why Canadians can’t wear cowboy hats. Also: Three Questions, Ask the Goat and a brand new […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 13: The First Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Special - Remember those great old Christmas specials you used to get on television, with hoses like Andy Williams and Perry Como? This is nothing like that. It is a Very Special Episode though! There are musical guests, your kind and benevolent hosts share some of their favorite holiday memories, a movie is talked about in an […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 12: Evilspeak - The Demonic Duo returns with an action-packed episode sure to have you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief and wonder. This time out, they look at 1981’s porcine horror flick, EVILSPEAK, starring Clint Howard, R.G. Armstrong and a bunch of wild boars. You’ll also get poll results, all your favorite features and a glimpse […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 11: Race with the Devil - The Season of the Witch is over, and your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Schlock Cinema are back with a demonic vengeance! This time out, they take on the 1975 movie, RACE WITH THE DEVIL! It’s a manly film, filled with men doing manly things in a manly way! Oh, and there are crazy cultists a-plenty. Also: is […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 10: Simon, King of the Witches - How much witch could a male witch witch if a male witch could witch witch? The answer is nowhere to be found in this episode of Kiss the Goat, because that’s a silly question. What you will find, however, is a semi-coherent discussion of the 1971 film, “Simon, King of the Witches,” starring Andrew Prine. […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 9: Black Sunday - On Episode 9 of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie take on the 1960 classic, BLACK SUNDAY. BLACK SUNDAY wins. Cower in wonder as Cootie takes control of the show! Shiver like you might be coming down with something as X’s Southern accent comes out as the show progresses! Never before as a podcast been fraught with so […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 8: The Lords of Salem - The Season of the Witch continues as X and Cootie tackle Rob Zombie’s divisive film, THE LORDS OF SALEM. Is it a masterpiece or simply masturbatory? The Demonic Duo mercilessly tear into this movie and put it on trial. Whose side are you on? Also, Satan in the News, Drinking with the Devil and the world famous Three Questions, […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 7: The Disco Exorcist - X and Cootie keep the party going all through October as they continue with their Season of the Witch! This time around, the Demonic Duo tackle Richard Griffin’s movie from 2010, THE DISCO EXORCIST! Also, Drinking with the Devil, new uses for Parmesan cheese and and a Satan in the News you have to hear to believe. Or not […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 6: Suspiria - Season of the Witch kicks off on Episode 6 as your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema take a look at X’s favorite movie of all time, Dario Argento’s SUSPIRIA. It’s got more witches than you can shake a toe shoe at! Shove this installment of Kiss the Goat into your earholes and let […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 5: The Exorcism of Emily Rose - Just when you think you’ve got X and Cootie figured out, they flip the script like Kris Kristofferson on set with Michael Cimino. In Episode 5, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic schlock cinema come face to face with Scott Derrickson’s “The Exorcism of Emily Rose.” It kind of fucks them up a little. If you’ve ever […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 4.5 (Bonus!): Night Train to Terror - COOTIE AND X AM WHAT ARE THE DRUNK. It’s the perfect time for them to watch the terrible thing known as NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR, universally recognized as one of the worst horror movies ever made. God and the Devil ride a train, discuss the ones that got away, and decide the eternal fate of […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 4: The Car - Turn the key and put it on overdrive as your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema take on an overlooked classic from the mid-Seventies, THE CAR. Also: Satan in the News and questions from the Acolytes are answered on Ask the Goat. Are you ready for some sweet James Brolin Devil car action? It’s […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 3: Satan’s Cheerleaders - Episode 3 finds X and Cootie back in high school as they check out Greydon Clark’s wildly erratic 1977 film SATAN’S CHEERLEADERS! From the shower room to the stone altar, these girls keep it sleazy for Satan. Also: more Satan in the News and your listener questions get answered in the new segment, ‘ASK THE […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 2: Satan’s Blood -   Our second episode pulls us into the depravity of Spanish cinema. After the Franco regime fell, filmmakers were finally free to let loose and give their audiences all the weirdness they could handle. A prime example of this is 1978′s “Satan’s Blood,” one of the strangest Devil movies we’ve ever come across. This episode […]
• Kiss the Goat Episode 1: Rosemary’s Baby - On the first episode of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie go back to 1968 to visit Roman Polanski’s classic, “Rosemary’s Baby.” This is real, this is really happening! It’s the movie that brought Satan into the mainstream and changed the face of film forever. But does it stand the test of time? WARNING: HERE THERE BE SPOILERS […]