Mega Eastwood! Outrageous Orangutans! Bare Knuckle Boxing Double Feature!!!
This week we look at the greatness of Clint Eastwood and Cort reveals an unhealthy hero worship of actor William Smith the all American BadAss! Matt and Cort antagonize each other in lieu of real diverging opinions about the films for the sake of stupid argumentative juvenile behavior. Matt gets angry when Cort knowingly calls Clyde the orangutan a monkey and proceeds to enact petty revenge when Cort attempts to use the phrase “monkey around” or any variation of that sort to crack wise against the coolest primate in existence. Matt and Cort both wish to succumb to the will of our ape overlords so long as they are as awesome as Clyde!
Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection. Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind? Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed? Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t.